The Canadian Information Minister's definitions

bible

An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.

by The Canadian Information Minister May 12, 2003

Steak and Blowjob Day

Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.

Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"

Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."

by The Canadian Information Minister February 29, 2004

fudge packer

A machine used in the O Henry bar factory, which inserts THAT BIG CHUNK OF FUDGE in the middle.

Oh no, the fudge packer broke down! Stop the conveyor!

by The Canadian Information Minister May 13, 2003

meat sneaker

A threat. Related to "...break my foot off in your ass." Can be used against one or two opponents.

"I will wear you like a meat sneaker."

"I'm gonna bend you guys over and turn you into my meat sneakers."

by The Canadian Information Minister December 22, 2004

alcohol

A substance found in beer (except American beer) and several other beverages that makes you excessively happy, sad, belligerent or horny. It allows white men to dance and ugly men to get laid (when given to their victim).

You wanna get with that hottie? You're gonna need lots of alcohol!

by The Canadian Information Minister May 12, 2003

Bombignant

A denizen of Chilitown.

Sheriff: "My Bombignants! My Bombignants! Can you tell me what happened here?"

by The Canadian Information Minister May 13, 2005

assconsultant

One who has amassed so much experience handling gay ass that he has is now qualified for consultancy.

I suspect that our new boss is a bit of an assconsultant.

by The Canadian Information Minister July 15, 2003