Turd-Miner

There is no definition that can explain the harsh, back-breaking work that My Great-Great Great-Great-Grand-Father did when he was 3 years old.

Sadly, to make a living, My Great-Great Great-Great-Grand-Father Was a Poor Virginia Turd-Miner, working for no more than three cents a week

by The BIZ December 26, 2004

witchadidga

A Red-neck term for "with you, did you"

Ya Didnt happen tew bring yer gun Witchadidga?

by The BIZ December 25, 2003

intexticated

Driving while focusing on a text message.

Man-Crap I wrecked my car.
Police-No regard for the road only your social life.Looks like we have another one who was intexticated.

by The Biz June 20, 2012

Oil

A Naturally formed liquid due(and thanks) to the decay of deas plants and animals that have long since passed away. It has been rumored that there might be oil somewhere over in northern Russia, over by the Siberian Pensulia.

Female reporter: What about the oil?


Black Bush: Oil? Bitch, you cookin'?

by The BIZ May 13, 2005

Webbo

The Webbos are the area of the male, or female, groin. Often Chip 'n' Dale dancers shave this sensitive area.

CND: Being a Chip'N'Dale dancer is hard, especially when it comes to shaving my Webbos. That's why I use 'Webbo Splash-On'

Female singer: Webbo Splash, You sexy Motherfucker!

by The BIZ December 27, 2003

peculiars

The perfect snack with cheese whiz

Yay Cheese Whiz1111
Joecartoon.com

by The BIZ December 31, 2004

Ultraviolet

A large part of the electromagnetic spectrumwhich is invisible to humans, but not insects or certain animals. It has a wavelength of 450 nannometers, about 4 nm from X-Ray wavelength. It is really cool to play with,too!

Urine, toenails, fingernails, and other materls glow,or flouress, under Ultraviolet light.

by The BIZ March 20, 2004