The Biz's definitions

Turd-Miner

There is no definition that can explain the harsh, back-breaking work that My Great-Great Great-Great-Grand-Father did when he was 3 years old.

Sadly, to make a living, My Great-Great Great-Great-Grand-Father Was a Poor Virginia Turd-Miner, working for no more than three cents a week

by The BIZ December 26, 2004

Tupac

Rapper who "died" In 1996
He is alive check

Dont believe the hype! He is alive and well. He talket to Reporters on the fifth of april 2005.

by The BIZ April 30, 2005

peculiars

The perfect snack with cheese whiz

Yay Cheese Whiz1111
Joecartoon.com

by The BIZ December 31, 2004

Webbo

The Webbos are the area of the male, or female, groin. Often Chip 'n' Dale dancers shave this sensitive area.

CND: Being a Chip'N'Dale dancer is hard, especially when it comes to shaving my Webbos. That's why I use 'Webbo Splash-On'

Female singer: Webbo Splash, You sexy Motherfucker!

by The BIZ December 27, 2003

subwoofer

A Loud-speaker that has a sufficent rangde from 10 Hz to about 500 Hz. They can range in size from 4" to 34". They can range in price from $100 to over $2000. They can be used as part of a home theater system(usually the ".1" in the 5.1 or 9.1)
or they can be used for sound quality or SPL(Sound Pressure Level) Competitions. If
properly amplified with enough power, they can reach 177.0 Db!

I've got a 12" and a 15" Sub hooked up to a PA Amplifier in the house, im hitting about 133.2 Dbs

Yay-yayeeee!

by The BIZ May 13, 2005

Ultraviolet

A large part of the electromagnetic spectrumwhich is invisible to humans, but not insects or certain animals. It has a wavelength of 450 nannometers, about 4 nm from X-Ray wavelength. It is really cool to play with,too!

Urine, toenails, fingernails, and other materls glow,or flouress, under Ultraviolet light.

by The BIZ March 20, 2004

Oil

A Naturally formed liquid due(and thanks) to the decay of deas plants and animals that have long since passed away. It has been rumored that there might be oil somewhere over in northern Russia, over by the Siberian Pensulia.

Female reporter: What about the oil?


Black Bush: Oil? Bitch, you cookin'?

by The BIZ May 13, 2005