Definitions by The Biggest Z

helionormative 

Assuming that everyone prefers warm and sunny weather.

That helionormative local weatherperson couldn't stop talking about how excited we all should be about the sunny weather on tap for next week. I'm already depressed about it.

My helionormative coworker was giddy over the days getting longer again. I'm counting down the days until fall.

helionormative by The Biggest Z November 16, 2023

Bowl Eligible 

Ready and/or willing to smoke marijuana. Not to be confused with a similar term used to determine whether an NCAA football team qualifies for the postseason.

Hey Chris, are you bowl eligible yet?
Nah, give me a half hour, I need to finish this paper.

Bowl Eligible by The Biggest Z November 23, 2014

Blues Lawyer 

Term used to describe the target market for very expensive guitars, the implication being that the only people who actually buy them are rich hobbyists and not actual gigging musicians.

"The Les Paul Supreme has a list price over 6 grand, clearly intended only for the blues lawyers."

Blues Lawyer by The Biggest Z October 3, 2014