Definitions by The Bandit

titturd 5: blondes revenge

when a blonde says something smart for once

OMG that blonde just said something smart - yes they pulled a titturd 5: blondes revenge

titturd 5: blondes revenge by The Bandit May 10, 2008

do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss 

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss by The Bandit May 8, 2008

get organized you piece of shit 

a- when you have not had enough coffee yet and trying to wake up

b- when a t-storm is trying rotate but not quite getting there

c- when a cop has there coffee and donuts and are finnally able to catch outlaws

come on get organized you piece of shit

get organized you piece of shit by The Bandit May 8, 2008

shut up one shit at a time 

when 2 people are verbally fighting and your the moderater and there trying to talk shit over each other

when jr and brandford where talking at the same time bufords says shut up one shit at a time

shut up one shit at a time by The Bandit May 4, 2008

fuck a duck in the titturd 

when you get pissed off at something that happened

fuck a duck in the titturd i missplaced my car keys

fuck a duck in the titturd i missed out on a large wedge tornado

fuck a duck in the titturd by The Bandit May 3, 2008

titturd

someone who is dumber then an idiot

damn that titturd his iq must be as low as a piece of shit

titturd by The Bandit May 3, 2008

titturds revenge

someone who got drunk, pulled a titturd and woke feeling like shit was called a titturd, and got some coffee and threw it in someones face

that guy pulled a titturds revenge look at that- his face is scalded

titturds revenge by The Bandit May 3, 2008