Definitions by The Bald Garbage Collector

Gang Bang Orangutan 

The true way to endearingly address your friends/family/subjects/pet. Anyone who is cultured enough to use this phrase deserves all that the world has to offer.

"What's up my gang bang orangutan's?" - Me

Gang Bang Orangutan by The Bald Garbage Collector February 20, 2020

Schlieffen Plan 

Derived from World War 1, when Germany tried to attack France from behind but still lost.

The modern derivative means 'To go in from behind, and still end up getting fucked'.

"I tried to give her anal, but she pulled a Schlieffen Plan on me. Now I can't walk straight."

Schlieffen Plan by The Bald Garbage Collector February 20, 2020

Jia Khai

A Jia Khai is a common term to describe someone with enormous man-boobs, a small sex organ, but most importantly, the big gay. The 'Jia Khai' is also a commonly used derogatory term occasionally used in gaming. It is especially popular in the Overwatch community.

Woah, slow down there, Jia Khai. Get your voluptuous breasts out of my face.

Jia Khai by The Bald Garbage Collector February 16, 2020