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unfluence

n or v: an aspect of one person -a trait, belief, or opinion that leads others to find him or her unattractive, whether for romantic or friendly relationships.

To influence in a negative way
"the unfluence that lead to Ted being shunned by the crowd was his inability to let others speak without interrupting them."

"The cold sore on her lip unfluenced me from trying to take her home."
by The Afterworld Cafe May 23, 2009
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Buffalo Bill

noun -A skinny guy that digs great big fat chicks.
"Hey, check Jimmy out with that fat chick."

"Yeah he's Buffalo Bill, says it guarantees that he'll get laid."
by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005
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penile anangulation

pee-NILE a-NANG-u-LA-shun.

noun: the accidental bending of the penis against the partner's leg, taint, or but cheek due to overextension of the sexual thrust. Normally a painful occurrence.
Jeff *walking gingerly into the kitchen* "Oh man"
Ray "Dude, what happened?"
J "Sally and I were fucking, and I pulled out too far. I tried to just stuff it back in and got a penile anangulation against her taint."
R "That sucks."
J "Dude" *sniff* "My dick bent in half!"
by The Afterworld Cafe September 8, 2007
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Roadtardation

noun -the state or condition of being a roadtard

-the mental inability to to properly and safely navigate public roads.
In many states, roadtardation rates are reaching epidemic proportions.
by The Afterworld Cafe October 25, 2007
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Ass made for a face full of pillow

A butt so beautiful it inspires thoughts of rough, doggy-style sex.

A really nice ass that one wishes to look at during sex.
Person 1: "You see the pants Lisa's wearing today?"
Person 2: "I always knew she had an ass made for a face full of pillow, but now there's no arguing the subject."
by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007
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