The Afterworld Cafe's definitions

unfluence

n or v: an aspect of one person -a trait, belief, or opinion that leads others to find him or her unattractive, whether for romantic or friendly relationships.

To influence in a negative way

"the unfluence that lead to Ted being shunned by the crowd was his inability to let others speak without interrupting them."

"The cold sore on her lip unfluenced me from trying to take her home."

by The Afterworld Cafe May 23, 2009

Roadtardation

noun -the state or condition of being a roadtard

-the mental inability to to properly and safely navigate public roads.

In many states, roadtardation rates are reaching epidemic proportions.

by The Afterworld Cafe October 25, 2007

Buffalouis

noun: A huge, fat man, normally unkemp and foul smelling, and frequently of foul temperament.

See also Buffalola

"Look at that disgusting fat dude."

"Where? Damn, Buffalouis in the house."

by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005

what what

To have sex.

To fool around.

Sandy's coming over later, and I'm gonna get me a little what what.

by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007

Ass made for a face full of pillow

A butt so beautiful it inspires thoughts of rough, doggy-style sex.

A really nice ass that one wishes to look at during sex.

Person 1: "You see the pants Lisa's wearing today?"
Person 2: "I always knew she had an ass made for a face full of pillow, but now there's no arguing the subject."

by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007