Ass made for a face full of pillow

A butt so beautiful it inspires thoughts of rough, doggy-style sex.

A really nice ass that one wishes to look at during sex.

Person 1: "You see the pants Lisa's wearing today?"
Person 2: "I always knew she had an ass made for a face full of pillow, but now there's no arguing the subject."

by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007

Mad Plumber's Disease

noun: The state or condition of inadvertently revealing ass crack whenever one sits or bends over.

The girl in front of me in economics has mad plumber's disease. All I see the entire hour is her enormous ass crack.

by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005

unfluence

n or v: an aspect of one person -a trait, belief, or opinion that leads others to find him or her unattractive, whether for romantic or friendly relationships.

To influence in a negative way

"the unfluence that lead to Ted being shunned by the crowd was his inability to let others speak without interrupting them."

"The cold sore on her lip unfluenced me from trying to take her home."

by The Afterworld Cafe May 23, 2009

Roadtardation

noun -the state or condition of being a roadtard

-the mental inability to to properly and safely navigate public roads.

In many states, roadtardation rates are reaching epidemic proportions.

by The Afterworld Cafe October 25, 2007

Roadtard

n. -one who does not have the mental capacity to properly and safely navigate a public road.

Some one who drives like a retard.

Someone suffering from Roadtardation

During summer, Cape Cod is beset upon by roadtards. Driving becomes an exercise in futility and stress.

by The Afterworld Cafe October 25, 2007