Definitions by The Afterworld Cafe
penile anangulation
pee-NILE a-NANG-u-LA-shun.
noun: the accidental bending of the penis against the partner's leg, taint, or but cheek due to overextension of the sexual thrust. Normally a painful occurrence.
noun: the accidental bending of the penis against the partner's leg, taint, or but cheek due to overextension of the sexual thrust. Normally a painful occurrence.
Jeff *walking gingerly into the kitchen* "Oh man"
Ray "Dude, what happened?"
J "Sally and I were fucking, and I pulled out too far. I tried to just stuff it back in and got a penile anangulation against her taint."
R "That sucks."
J "Dude" *sniff* "My dick bent in half!"
Ray "Dude, what happened?"
J "Sally and I were fucking, and I pulled out too far. I tried to just stuff it back in and got a penile anangulation against her taint."
R "That sucks."
J "Dude" *sniff* "My dick bent in half!"
penile anangulation by The Afterworld Cafe September 8, 2007
The Bill Clinton
Jeff: "Sarah blew me this morning and I sprayed cum all over her tits and face."
Jerry: (In distinct southern drawl) "Daaaamn Jeffrey, gave her the Bill Clinton"
Jerry: (In distinct southern drawl) "Daaaamn Jeffrey, gave her the Bill Clinton"
The Bill Clinton by The Afterworld Cafe July 1, 2007
What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?
A phrase used to express lack of understanding when everything should be perfectly clear.
A way of saying "I should understand this completely, but it makes no sense whatsoever."
Origin: In the 1980s ski comedy "Hot Dog: The Movie," the antagonist proposes a Chinese downhill to resolve all conflicts between himself (the hotshot skier) and the protagonist (not so talented skier/cool guy). After they outline what's at stake -the girl, rule over the slopes, cash, etc. -the comic-relief Chinese guy leans in and asks "Wha te fuck is a Chinese downhir?" (A Chinese downhill is a ski race with a shotgun start -first one to the bottom wins.)
A way of saying "I should understand this completely, but it makes no sense whatsoever."
Origin: In the 1980s ski comedy "Hot Dog: The Movie," the antagonist proposes a Chinese downhill to resolve all conflicts between himself (the hotshot skier) and the protagonist (not so talented skier/cool guy). After they outline what's at stake -the girl, rule over the slopes, cash, etc. -the comic-relief Chinese guy leans in and asks "Wha te fuck is a Chinese downhir?" (A Chinese downhill is a ski race with a shotgun start -first one to the bottom wins.)
Journalists talking about a story that's been assigned, but the second journalist missed the meeting:
J1 -"Good luck getting Pee Wee Herman to discuss his movie theater fetish. You better get on it; deadline is Friday."
J2 -"Pee Wee Herman about what? When did this happen? What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?"
J1 -"Good luck getting Pee Wee Herman to discuss his movie theater fetish. You better get on it; deadline is Friday."
J2 -"Pee Wee Herman about what? When did this happen? What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?"
What the fuck is a Chinese downhill? by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007
Ass made for a face full of pillow
A butt so beautiful it inspires thoughts of rough, doggy-style sex.
A really nice ass that one wishes to look at during sex.
A really nice ass that one wishes to look at during sex.
Person 1: "You see the pants Lisa's wearing today?"
Person 2: "I always knew she had an ass made for a face full of pillow, but now there's no arguing the subject."
Person 2: "I always knew she had an ass made for a face full of pillow, but now there's no arguing the subject."
Ass made for a face full of pillow by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007
Six pack's worth of pretty
An attitude toward a man or woman who is not unattractive, but not particularly pretty.
A person who would become attractive enough to have sex with after a few drinks.
A person who would become attractive enough to have sex with after a few drinks.
Bobo: "Mandy called to see what I was doin' later."
Jojo: "So take her out; she's a six pack's worth of pretty. Have a few pops and nail her. It's not like anyone will make fun of you for it."
Jojo: "So take her out; she's a six pack's worth of pretty. Have a few pops and nail her. It's not like anyone will make fun of you for it."
Six pack's worth of pretty by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007
what what
what what by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007
Interluge
Noun: A interlude for cocktails or dinner that is meant only as a vehicle to get the other person directly and quickly into bed -usually a quick drink between friends with benefits.
bill: "You going out later?"
Will: "I have an interluge planned with Angie if that's what you mean, but I'm not out playing. I'm gonna hit the trim then get to bed early."
Will: "I have an interluge planned with Angie if that's what you mean, but I'm not out playing. I'm gonna hit the trim then get to bed early."
Interluge by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007