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Buffalo Bill

noun -A skinny guy that digs great big fat chicks.
"Hey, check Jimmy out with that fat chick."

"Yeah he's Buffalo Bill, says it guarantees that he'll get laid."
by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005
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Buffalola

noun: A Gargantuan fat chick, usually unkempt and smelly and frequently of foul temperament.

The kind of woman that Buffalo Bill hunts.

See also Buffalouis
"There was a Buffalola sitting next to me at the bar. She needed a bar stool for each of her ass cheeks."
by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005
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The Bill Clinton

Noun: To arbitrarily spray semen on another person after receiving oral sex.

A money shot.
Jeff: "Sarah blew me this morning and I sprayed cum all over her tits and face."
Jerry: (In distinct southern drawl) "Daaaamn Jeffrey, gave her the Bill Clinton"
by The Afterworld Cafe July 1, 2007
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Buffalouis

noun: A huge, fat man, normally unkemp and foul smelling, and frequently of foul temperament.

See also Buffalola
"Look at that disgusting fat dude."

"Where? Damn, Buffalouis in the house."
by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005
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Clinger

noun: A spinner who holds so tightly to the man that's fucking her that when he gets up on all fours, she no longer touches the bed.
Ally is a real clinger. Last night when I was fucking her, she wrapped herself around me so tight that I got up, got a beer and changed the TV channel without losing rhythm.
by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005
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Six pack's worth of pretty

An attitude toward a man or woman who is not unattractive, but not particularly pretty.

A person who would become attractive enough to have sex with after a few drinks.
Bobo: "Mandy called to see what I was doin' later."
Jojo: "So take her out; she's a six pack's worth of pretty. Have a few pops and nail her. It's not like anyone will make fun of you for it."
by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007
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Barney shit

Noun: Something new, childish, simplistic, amateurish, or meant for beginners. It may also refer to foolishly innocent thoughts or actions.

Origin: Drawn from Saul Williams' "Penny for a Thought":

"a young child stares at a glowing screen
transfixed by tales of violence
his teenage father tells him that that's life,
not that Barney shit
a purple dinosaur that speaks of love,
a black man that speaks of blood
which one is keeping it real, son?"
~"Did you hear Jen got that job?"
~"At the lawyer's office? It's Barney shit. She's a secretary with a fancy title."

~"I tried a Guinness Stout for the first time last night. It was so good."
~"You're lucky. After all these years drinking Mich Ultra, you're lucky you can handle good beer. That Barney shit will ruin perfectly good taste buds."

~"Dude, Gina just waved to me. Do you think she likes me?"
~"What? Spare me the Barney shit. Go talk to her."
by The Afterworld Cafe March 5, 2010
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