The Afterworld Cafe's definitions
The girl in front of me in economics has mad plumber's disease. All I see the entire hour is her enormous ass crack.
by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005
Get the Mad Plumber's Diseasemug. The state or condition of having something up your ass. Most often used in reference to the location of a stupid person's head.
Origins: The term "defilade" is used in military tactics to refer to a position where natural surroundings protect units, vehicles or equipment from enemy fire.
Origins: The term "defilade" is used in military tactics to refer to a position where natural surroundings protect units, vehicles or equipment from enemy fire.
Sgt. Slaughter: "Private Pile might be the stupidest person in this company. His head is so far in rectal defilade that he can see his own teeth."
by The Afterworld Cafe June 23, 2009
Get the Rectal defilademug. noun: A huge, fat man, normally unkemp and foul smelling, and frequently of foul temperament.
See also Buffalola
See also Buffalola
by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005
Get the Buffalouismug. A strong urge to find a skank with which to perform sexual acts. A strong hankering to sleep with a slut.
I don't think I'm looking to meet a nice girl today. I have a skankering for something naughty and dirty, like the town tramp.
by The Afterworld Cafe July 29, 2009
Get the skankeringmug. pee-NILE a-NANG-u-LA-shun.
noun: the accidental bending of the penis against the partner's leg, taint, or but cheek due to overextension of the sexual thrust. Normally a painful occurrence.
noun: the accidental bending of the penis against the partner's leg, taint, or but cheek due to overextension of the sexual thrust. Normally a painful occurrence.
Jeff *walking gingerly into the kitchen* "Oh man"
Ray "Dude, what happened?"
J "Sally and I were fucking, and I pulled out too far. I tried to just stuff it back in and got a penile anangulation against her taint."
R "That sucks."
J "Dude" *sniff* "My dick bent in half!"
Ray "Dude, what happened?"
J "Sally and I were fucking, and I pulled out too far. I tried to just stuff it back in and got a penile anangulation against her taint."
R "That sucks."
J "Dude" *sniff* "My dick bent in half!"
by The Afterworld Cafe September 8, 2007
Get the penile anangulationmug. An attitude toward a man or woman who is not unattractive, but not particularly pretty.
A person who would become attractive enough to have sex with after a few drinks.
A person who would become attractive enough to have sex with after a few drinks.
Bobo: "Mandy called to see what I was doin' later."
Jojo: "So take her out; she's a six pack's worth of pretty. Have a few pops and nail her. It's not like anyone will make fun of you for it."
Jojo: "So take her out; she's a six pack's worth of pretty. Have a few pops and nail her. It's not like anyone will make fun of you for it."
by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007
Get the Six pack's worth of prettymug. noun: A spinner who holds so tightly to the man that's fucking her that when he gets up on all fours, she no longer touches the bed.
Ally is a real clinger. Last night when I was fucking her, she wrapped herself around me so tight that I got up, got a beer and changed the TV channel without losing rhythm.
by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005
Get the Clingermug.