19 definitions by The Afterworld Cafe
The state or condition of having something up your ass. Most often used in reference to the location of a stupid person's head.
Origins: The term "defilade" is used in military tactics to refer to a position where natural surroundings protect units, vehicles or equipment from enemy fire.
Origins: The term "defilade" is used in military tactics to refer to a position where natural surroundings protect units, vehicles or equipment from enemy fire.
Sgt. Slaughter: "Private Pile might be the stupidest person in this company. His head is so far in rectal defilade that he can see his own teeth."
by The Afterworld Cafe June 23, 2009
A phrase used to express lack of understanding when everything should be perfectly clear.
A way of saying "I should understand this completely, but it makes no sense whatsoever."
Origin: In the 1980s ski comedy "Hot Dog: The Movie," the antagonist proposes a Chinese downhill to resolve all conflicts between himself (the hotshot skier) and the protagonist (not so talented skier/cool guy). After they outline what's at stake -the girl, rule over the slopes, cash, etc. -the comic-relief Chinese guy leans in and asks "Wha te fuck is a Chinese downhir?" (A Chinese downhill is a ski race with a shotgun start -first one to the bottom wins.)
A way of saying "I should understand this completely, but it makes no sense whatsoever."
Origin: In the 1980s ski comedy "Hot Dog: The Movie," the antagonist proposes a Chinese downhill to resolve all conflicts between himself (the hotshot skier) and the protagonist (not so talented skier/cool guy). After they outline what's at stake -the girl, rule over the slopes, cash, etc. -the comic-relief Chinese guy leans in and asks "Wha te fuck is a Chinese downhir?" (A Chinese downhill is a ski race with a shotgun start -first one to the bottom wins.)
Journalists talking about a story that's been assigned, but the second journalist missed the meeting:
J1 -"Good luck getting Pee Wee Herman to discuss his movie theater fetish. You better get on it; deadline is Friday."
J2 -"Pee Wee Herman about what? When did this happen? What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?"
J1 -"Good luck getting Pee Wee Herman to discuss his movie theater fetish. You better get on it; deadline is Friday."
J2 -"Pee Wee Herman about what? When did this happen? What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?"
by The Afterworld Cafe June 4, 2007
noun -the state or condition of being a roadtard
-the mental inability to to properly and safely navigate public roads.
-the mental inability to to properly and safely navigate public roads.
by The Afterworld Cafe October 10, 2007
by The Afterworld Cafe June 4, 2007
An attitude toward a man or woman who is not unattractive, but not particularly pretty.
A person who would become attractive enough to have sex with after a few drinks.
A person who would become attractive enough to have sex with after a few drinks.
Bobo: "Mandy called to see what I was doin' later."
Jojo: "So take her out; she's a six pack's worth of pretty. Have a few pops and nail her. It's not like anyone will make fun of you for it."
Jojo: "So take her out; she's a six pack's worth of pretty. Have a few pops and nail her. It's not like anyone will make fun of you for it."
by The Afterworld Cafe June 4, 2007
Noun: A interlude for cocktails or dinner that is meant only as a vehicle to get the other person directly and quickly into bed -usually a quick drink between friends with benefits.
bill: "You going out later?"
Will: "I have an interluge planned with Angie if that's what you mean, but I'm not out playing. I'm gonna hit the trim then get to bed early."
Will: "I have an interluge planned with Angie if that's what you mean, but I'm not out playing. I'm gonna hit the trim then get to bed early."
by The Afterworld Cafe June 5, 2007
noun--The large collections of photos, fliers, help-wanted signs, and other miscellaneous notifications (two-month-old yard-sale signs, "have you seen our kitty?" signs, "Bill's mulch and mechanic service" signs, etc) pasted to telephone poles and notification boards around cities and in some small towns.
Similar to graffiti in the sense that they can not be ignored, and sometimes, they are either a complete eyesore or mysteriously artistic.
Also: a collage with several contributors, or a publicly posted photo thereof.
Similar to graffiti in the sense that they can not be ignored, and sometimes, they are either a complete eyesore or mysteriously artistic.
Also: a collage with several contributors, or a publicly posted photo thereof.
While I was waiting on the MARTA train, I was staring at the ugliest collection of photograffiti I've ever seen.
by The Afterworld Cafe June 23, 2009