Interluge

Noun: A interlude for cocktails or dinner that is meant only as a vehicle to get the other person directly and quickly into bed -usually a quick drink between friends with benefits.
bill: "You going out later?"
Will: "I have an interluge planned with Angie if that's what you mean, but I'm not out playing. I'm gonna hit the trim then get to bed early."
by The Afterworld Cafe June 05, 2007
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Mad Plumber's Disease

noun: The state or condition of inadvertently revealing ass crack whenever one sits or bends over.
The girl in front of me in economics has mad plumber's disease. All I see the entire hour is her enormous ass crack.
by The Afterworld Cafe July 03, 2005
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A phrase used to express lack of understanding when everything should be perfectly clear.

A way of saying "I should understand this completely, but it makes no sense whatsoever."

Origin: In the 1980s ski comedy "Hot Dog: The Movie," the antagonist proposes a Chinese downhill to resolve all conflicts between himself (the hotshot skier) and the protagonist (not so talented skier/cool guy). After they outline what's at stake -the girl, rule over the slopes, cash, etc. -the comic-relief Chinese guy leans in and asks "Wha te fuck is a Chinese downhir?" (A Chinese downhill is a ski race with a shotgun start -first one to the bottom wins.)
Journalists talking about a story that's been assigned, but the second journalist missed the meeting:

J1 -"Good luck getting Pee Wee Herman to discuss his movie theater fetish. You better get on it; deadline is Friday."

J2 -"Pee Wee Herman about what? When did this happen? What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?"
by The Afterworld Cafe June 04, 2007
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Buffalo Bill

noun -A skinny guy that digs great big fat chicks.
"Hey, check Jimmy out with that fat chick."

"Yeah he's Buffalo Bill, says it guarantees that he'll get laid."
by The Afterworld Cafe July 03, 2005
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Rectal defilade

The state or condition of having something up your ass. Most often used in reference to the location of a stupid person's head.

Origins: The term "defilade" is used in military tactics to refer to a position where natural surroundings protect units, vehicles or equipment from enemy fire.
Sgt. Slaughter: "Private Pile might be the stupidest person in this company. His head is so far in rectal defilade that he can see his own teeth."
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Buffalola

noun: A Gargantuan fat chick, usually unkempt and smelly and frequently of foul temperament.

The kind of woman that Buffalo Bill hunts.

See also Buffalouis
"There was a Buffalola sitting next to me at the bar. She needed a bar stool for each of her ass cheeks."
by The Afterworld Cafe July 03, 2005
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Six pack's worth of pretty

An attitude toward a man or woman who is not unattractive, but not particularly pretty.

A person who would become attractive enough to have sex with after a few drinks.
Bobo: "Mandy called to see what I was doin' later."
Jojo: "So take her out; she's a six pack's worth of pretty. Have a few pops and nail her. It's not like anyone will make fun of you for it."
by The Afterworld Cafe June 04, 2007
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