whiskey tits

the dream of a baby, to have a mother whose tits dispense whiskey as opposed to the tradional milk. If evolution occuredthen for a lactose intollerant baby this would happen

the baby and the father are fighting over the mother's whiskey tits.

by the December 21, 2004

today

today is yesterday and tomorrow is today

you heard me, i said it

by the December 10, 2004

face painting

when you are fucking a girl you blow your load on her in a pile so you can dip your mushroom tip in it and use it like a paintbrush to paint the bitch's face, its like a 2nd degree facial.

i gave your mom a good face painting last nite.

by the December 16, 2004

scwimble

haha I got here first lol

This word is pure nonsense. How did you even think of searching it?

person: scwimble
other person: what

by the January 05, 2024

battery acid spagetti

cut up sour stips cooked in monster energy drink.
dont do this

person 1: I tried battery acid spagetti today.
person 2: How was it.
person 1: dont do this

by the March 18, 2024

gooly

Sexual intercourse where one pukes on their penis and rolls back and forth like cleveland steamers.

Boy: Me love some gooly.
Girl: Sure, I do love gooly and I'm scatting your ass!

by the January 15, 2021

breathalyzer

when a girl is giving you head and you lightly hold her head (so she can breathe) and fart, this forces her to breathe through her mouth (while your dick is still in her mouth) so she doesnt smell the fart.

the blonde chick had to complete a beathalyzer test for the officer.

by the December 26, 2004