3 definitions by The Walrus 7373/ Ginger Lariat

Hard Honda

A random boner that rears its head during a car ride.

I am going to sit in the car for a second, I have a hard honda.

by The Walrus 7373/ Ginger Lariat June 25, 2011

Sergio

You lay your woman down, spread her legs, and prepare your "troops" for battle. You have all you need, a can of Crisco and no Trojan. At this point, her vagina is now like Niagra Falls. You salute your veiny soldier and send him into the battle field, but you come to realize that your soldier is packing too much heat. Only his tip enters the promise land filled with sweet, nectar dripping manna. but your soldier is persistent, he tries for fifteen seconds but does not fit. He is forced to retreat. The soldier is proud of his gerth but at the same time is disappointed in the fail. His ticket has been punched to the blue ball express because you penetrated but did not recieve the angelic explosion of sex.

Dude, my balls are in so much pain because I had a Sergio when I tried to fuck her.

by The Walrus 7373/ Ginger Lariat June 25, 2011

res-erection

A random boner you recieve during a religious service.

Dude, I had a res-erection for 40% of that mass.

by The Walrus 7373/ Ginger Lariat June 25, 2011