Skellies 

A diminutive term for skeletons.

I’m going to scare the shit out of those trick or treaters this Halloween. My yard will be littered with talking skellies, pop-up zombies, tombstones and cackling witches.

Then, those Reese’s peanut butter cups will be mine. Brouhaha!

Skellies by The Real Canadian September 18, 2021

Smashing Smellies 

a variation of the idiom "bumping uglies"

" Dude, Tom and Sue were smashing smellies all night long"

"I hadn't showered in three days man, she still came over......and ya, we still smashed smellies."

"I sure would like to smash her smelly"

Smashing Smellies by theonewhoknows2010 February 4, 2010

ploppin' smellies

pooping, taking a number two

Where's Eric?
He's in the restroom ploppin' smellies.

ploppin' smellies by onewhopoops June 28, 2009

smelliese 

smelliese:noun; a male of substandard intelligence that often masturbates oneself under the table during social gatherings and generally produces a rather distinct and officious odor harkening to tht of skunk or a dirty(infected) murmur; a word for something more sickening and vile than a justeen

"why is that dude jerkin it under the lunch table?"

"thats disgusting what a smelliese"

smelliese by big justeen November 17, 2011

dropping the smellies 

pooping

caitlin: "why did jack just ask if there was any toilet paper in the bathroom?"

jessica: "he had bad mexican food last night so now he's currently dropping the smellies."

dropping the smellies by Cinammon twist May 8, 2011

skellied

When you are sleeping with a girl and you wake up in the middle of the night. You then proceed to pretend the girl's bed is a urinal and you piss on her bed while she is sleeping in it.

Yo my boy skellied that bitch last night. She had to wash her sheets 2 times.

skellied by Muhammed McLovin December 9, 2008

smellies 

Your feet.

Take whiff of my smellies after the ski trip.

smellies by gav.anigavtnaig January 2, 2010