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Possibly the best colour in the world ever,the best things in life are red including wine rose love and communism,it is also a combination of colour that makes people hungry when they have no rations like KGB burger king mcdonalds and communism.Red is one of the state approved colours the other being yellow.Red represents the victory of communisms immortal ideal and the friendship of people in strong comradeship.Red can be found on the flags of USSR,PRC,DPRK,Vietnam and all communist states.
Roses are red,violets are red,everything is red,so is the state,communism is great.
by That anonymous hecker February 9, 2019
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Soneone with great leadership skills who stands out gloriously but is actually very humble that few know of what he will do to other people and is capable of saving the world,which Stalins had already did numerous times,the first time freezing the germans,then helping the chinese red army and finally helped the viet cong.This eventually led to the defeat of so called mighty but in reality evil imperialist america.
Stalins are also very generous people that gives out free things equally to everyone while helping the working class by gulaging bourgeois and seizing all means of production.As a result,everyone likes Stalin and even animals will salute upon seeing Stalin.
Glorious leader Papa Stalin had saved the world again!
The KGB was set up by Papa Stalin to provide rations to the people and defeat the capitalist KFC.
Hail Papa Stalin else Gulag for that Capitalist Piggie spy.
by That anonymous hecker February 9, 2019
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The scumbag madman leader of Aryan Germans who just think they are so superior they can defeat the glorious soviets they literally tried.Thankfully,Papa Stalin the glorious leader of the Soviets saved the day again as he added ice to soviet soil making it so chilly in the winter that Hitler and Nazis chilled down and surrendered to us and gave up Berlin as the glorious anthem played on the broadcast. Intelligence agency KGB found out they searched the popular browser Goolag for flight tickets to Argentina before surrendering but the reality is the soviets bombed the Berlin airport every day since the start of the war so there was no way for Hitler to escape.Rest in pieces Hitler.
Stupid Adolf Hitler broke the pact and invaded glorious Soviet Motherland under operation barbarossa thinking they really defeat the glorious might of the Red Army.
by That anonymous hecker February 9, 2019
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