That Raffy Taffy's definitions

Pokémon Addict

One who is addict to playing pokémon go. It takes over daily life. Skipping out on work duties, randomly walks away in search of pokémon. Consistently looking for a battery pack, consistently staring down at his or her phone. Similar to a historic candy crush addict !

Person 1:Where Raffy?
Person 2:He just randomly walked off in the middle of our conversation in search of pokémon. He was screaming Pikachu!
Person 1: He's a fucking pokémon addict!

by That Raffy Taffy July 14, 2016

lying hole

Consistent fibberary, trying to explain oneself with lies, repeat lies building upon lies to try to cover up other lies. Refers to mouth

Person 1: Shut your lying hole. It's just disgussing that you have to lie and bullshit me.

by That Raffy Taffy January 26, 2015

Alligator tail

Similar to a rat tail haircut, but a alligator tails consist of the hair right above the butt. Originating from the area around New Orleans in the bayou.

Person1: You see that tour guides Phil's alligator tail.
Person2: You could barid that ass hair.

Person 1: You know that's new and sexy in the earth.

by That Raffy Taffy February 28, 2015

Dinner Daddy

A guy a girl just uses for a free dinner from online dating services like Tinder or Bumble or OKcupid.

Guy 1: Yo Phil how'd your date go on Friday!
Guy 2: That bitch was looking for a free dinner!
Guy 1: These chicks are just looking for a dinner daddy. Don't be a free rider

Guy 2: Eh fuck it 60 percent of the time, works everytime!

by That Raffy Taffy September 12, 2017

Haircut-meter

Thin shaved strip of hair just above the hairline to keep track of when to return for a touch up haircut. A new way for barbers and hairdressers to create demand for haircuts. Hair economics! Supply and Demand! They call it cleaning up the reseeding hairline. I call it fuzz patch that needs trimming!

Customer: Hey Nunu what’s this thing your shaving into my hairline.

Barber: Oh nothing it’s just a new style
Customer: Looks like some kind of meter, like a haircut-meter!

Barber: Nope! Shut up you look nice!

by That Raffy Taffy May 31, 2019

unfairyngitis

A false or otherwise fake illiness that a girl will give you to slow you down because she crushing but does want you to know.

Hey Raffy I'm sorry I can't have dinner with you on Friday, I have unfairyngitis and a dentist appointment on Saturday and my hair is wet by the way!

by That Raffy Taffy November 4, 2021

Dreammaker

It is a males penis used before both passing out and going into dream state

Guy 1: I fucked my girl last before she fell asleep, I used my dreamaker so she can dream of unicorns and rainbows.

Guy 2: That's a pretty powerful dreammaker, since she still sleeping and smiling.
Guy 1: Yup

by That Raffy Taffy January 26, 2015