Matt

A dick who keeps your bagel and gives it to a man on the streets, who claims that he is poor and shits on the table when he is at your house smoking and taking crack.
Matt: remember that guy who shit on the table

Me: that was you

Matt: oh yeah
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Gay

The homosexual felling that you should get by looking at someone's 69 foot tall penis
That guy is so gay and cool

A Kevin is nothing compared to that gay
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Valls

The things that swing low and start to become the thing that you slap other guys faces with, allso called not balls valls
The valls on that guy are crazy he acts like he is some kind of know it all kevin
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Nut

A type of shit placed on the ground so you can crawl on the floor with depression eating potatoes and stealing bagles
It's a bird, it's a plane, no its both, oh hey look some nut
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Depresso

Something that people drink if they are in a state of depression, people usually order this when they are plain the game undertall, people refer to this expresso as the thing that game someone balding, cancer, down syndrome, cronolagical fatigue, heart failer, and sooner needing a liver transplant
That nick really did want to die he even is drinking the depresso as we speak!
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UnderTall

The game that people play when they are in the state of depression, people play this when they want to die
Wow that nick really wants to play that game undertall
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Depresso

At once you don't succeed at death you can try again and call the suicide holiness that will give you a discontinued on that depressed coffee not just by one but by 2 million dollars
How did you get to hell

I tried depresso

Same here
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