In a word: Precum.
Danielle: Dood! You gotta wear a condom! I know you're the "Pullout King", but guys dribble before you shoot!
What the icanhascheezburger lolcat folk call their friends
. You simply add the letter "Z" at the end to pluralize.
Ohai, Mr.Fuzzynuts! Wanna be mah gnu cheezfren ?
An adult film title using a play on words from Tim Burtons "Edward Scissorhands".
Jessica and I stayed home from Sunday School so that we could finish watching Edward Penishands.
I got my ass kicked at da club lass night. Dey took all mah bling, mah cash and mah Impala...now I be little pimpin.
Where little black kids play.
Farkwondah: Yo, Laqweesha, whurr ya keydz be?
Laqweesha: Oh dayz out playin indiscreet.
Farkwondah: Oh dasss whas up.
A play on words on "Cracker Barrel", an American restaurant known for it's wonderful southern food. I have yet to see a location that doesn't have AT LEAST one waitress that resembles a crack whore.
I'm starvin. Let's go get some eats at crackho barrel!
Ok, but I'm not sitting in the "brothel" section.
The female version of mancave
. Although the word itself implies motherhood, the woman doesn't necessarily have to be a mother.
Whipped Husband: What the hell happened to my mancave!?
Wife: It's now a momcave.
Whipped Husband: Yes, Dear.