Crackho Barrel

A play on words on "Cracker Barrel", an American restaurant known for it's wonderful southern food. I have yet to see a location that doesn't have AT LEAST one waitress that resembles a crack whore.

I'm starvin. Let's go get some eats at crackho barrel!

Ok, but I'm not sitting in the "brothel" section.

by ThaBigCheesy October 24, 2010

Stupid Spoiled Whore

In a word: Paris Hilton.

(Come's from the South Park episode Stupid Spoiled Whore)

Girl1-Paris Hilton is such a whore.
Girl2-No, she's a stupid spoiled whore!

Girl3-indeed.

by ThaBigCheesy October 25, 2010

lolspeek

An intentional misspelling of the word "lolspeak". Which is quite ironic, as lolspeak is wholly based on intentional misspelling.

Duz yew know hao tew speek da lolspeek?

by ThaBigCheesy February 27, 2010

Bed Flute

A wonderful colloquialism for the one and only male sexual organ: The peen.

Hey Ashleigh, how about you come over and play a little tune on the ole' bed flute?

by ThaBigCheesy November 2, 2010

Girlsecks

Pretty much what it sounds like. Girl-on-girl action. But spelled in "internetspeak".

Ashley and Jessica like to have hawt, sweaty girlsecks on Saturday afternoons.

by ThaBigCheesy August 22, 2010

Peetsa

Lolspeak for "pizza"

I no can has peetsa, yew no can has peetsa.

by ThaBigCheesy March 1, 2010

Husband Material

A guy you (girl/gay guy) would consider perfect enough to marry one day.

Kaylie: Look at Alex! He's lookin fine.

Lyndsie: Ya. He's definitely husband material.

by ThaBigCheesy October 18, 2010