ThE DoctoR's definitions

dead dog

A dead dog that is not alive.

A dog that is dead is a dead dog.

by The Doctor December 23, 2004

deep throat

1. Performing fellatio by relaxing the back of the throat to avoid the gag reflex, resulting in deeper penetration of the penis.
2. Title of an XXX movie starring Linda Lovelace which centered on this method of performing fellatio.
3. Name given to an informant, believed to be high in government circles, who helped WASHINGTON POST reporters Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in their investigation of the famous Watergate case which ultimately resulted in the resignation of Richard Nixon as President of the United States.

"When she performed deep throat on me, it made me forget all other blowjobs."

"I haven't been able to watch 'Deep Throat' since I found out that Linda Lovelace was performing under the threat of a gun by her so-called boyfriend."

"Carl and Bob promised not to release their informant's identity, so they called him Deep Throat."

by The Doctor September 28, 2004

chu-hoi

Vietnamese word used to describe former Vietcong who were helping U.S. forces.

Don't shoot her -- she's a chu-hoi.

by The Doctor October 1, 2004

Ja-Moke

A regular no-frills guy, not stupid, not smart, not handsome, not ugly.

He's just a Ja-Moke.

by The Doctor October 1, 2004

pig's ear

cockney rhyming slang meaning 'beer'.

"let's go down the rub-a-dub and have a pint of cold pig's ear."

by The Doctor October 21, 2004

beaver barrier

A roll of fat on a woman that hangs low and protects the beaver from outside forces.

Hey, check out that girl; she's got a beaver barrier.

by The Doctor March 28, 2003

Backyard Wrestling

Term used to describe attempts, usually by kids, to recreate in their own back yards the kind of wrestling seen on television. Often done innocent of the fact that tv wrestling is well-planned and executed choroegraphed theatrical stunts, it can and frequently does lead to broken bones and other serious injury.

The poor kid got a concussion when his friend hit him in the head with a chair while they were backyard wrestling.

by The Doctor November 7, 2004