The first actual rank in the game: Counter Strike: Global Offensive. People in this rank will try to get out of it and therefore try their hardest to win.
Be careful; the people you face are either B-rushing Russians, n00bs, Gold Novas, other silvers, Global Elites, hackers, straight-out-of-C.O.D guys, higher ranked, or little kids who are up past their bedtime.
Be careful; the people you face are either B-rushing Russians, n00bs, Gold Novas, other silvers, Global Elites, hackers, straight-out-of-C.O.D guys, higher ranked, or little kids who are up past their bedtime.
---------------------------------------------------------Average Matchmaking Game---------------------------------------------Dmitri (Terrorist): RUSH B with P90, comrades!
You (Radio): I need help, I repeat, I need help!
Noob (Terrorist): coming
Noob (DEAD): srry man
Enemy Global Elite: haha get rekt
Dmitri (Terrorist): Plant the bomb, comrade, I'll cover you!
Announcer: Bomb has been planted.
*You and Dmitri are ambushed*
CaptainPrice141 (Counter Terrorist): Get to the bomb and I'll provide overwatch.
CaptainPrice141 (DEAD): f***
Announcer: Bomb has been defused.
COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN
Dmitri (DEAD): cyka blyat
You (DEAD): why does this always happen
Enemy Global Elite: Looks like someone's not getting out of Silver I for a while.
You (Radio): I need help, I repeat, I need help!
Noob (Terrorist): coming
Noob (DEAD): srry man
Enemy Global Elite: haha get rekt
Dmitri (Terrorist): Plant the bomb, comrade, I'll cover you!
Announcer: Bomb has been planted.
*You and Dmitri are ambushed*
CaptainPrice141 (Counter Terrorist): Get to the bomb and I'll provide overwatch.
CaptainPrice141 (DEAD): f***
Announcer: Bomb has been defused.
COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN
Dmitri (DEAD): cyka blyat
You (DEAD): why does this always happen
Enemy Global Elite: Looks like someone's not getting out of Silver I for a while.
by Texting Error November 25, 2019
If you've played CoD, then you've probably heard of this mythical device. It's the one thing that most fans of FPS games would want a good variation of when they go on their game.
by Texting Error November 23, 2017
Pinky is a demon from the armies of Hell (Yes, you heard me) that appears in every game that is titled "DooM", a game which has been loved by millions across the globe.
Pinky has been a part of DooM since the first installment, and its attack is to merely charge at you to deal lotsa damage.
Pinky has ALWAYS been easy to take out; you could just sweep the entire room of Pinkies. Then DooM 2016 came out...
Nowadays, Pinky is armored everywhere BUT behind him, thus he'll take very little damage, even with a well placed headshot. Good thing there's the Chaingun, Super Shotgun, and later the BFG you can use, and you can jump over them. Even so, the guys who made DooM 2016 made a formidable opponent out of what was once a puny, one-shot demon.
Need more info? Just look it up, there's an entire Wiki page on it.
Pinky has been a part of DooM since the first installment, and its attack is to merely charge at you to deal lotsa damage.
Pinky has ALWAYS been easy to take out; you could just sweep the entire room of Pinkies. Then DooM 2016 came out...
Nowadays, Pinky is armored everywhere BUT behind him, thus he'll take very little damage, even with a well placed headshot. Good thing there's the Chaingun, Super Shotgun, and later the BFG you can use, and you can jump over them. Even so, the guys who made DooM 2016 made a formidable opponent out of what was once a puny, one-shot demon.
Need more info? Just look it up, there's an entire Wiki page on it.
by Texting Error October 29, 2017
In RTS games, “poking” refers to repeatedly selecting a unit, eventually making them say different “annoyed” lines in place of regular lines for dialogue. It simulates that the unit you are clicking on can feel it like being tapping on the shoulder and gets annoyed because of how often you do it. It was first coined by the Grunt in Warcraft: Orcs and Humans, where he yells it aloud when you sometimes select one.
Grunt (Warcraft: Orcs and Humans): Stop poking MEEE!!
Grunt (Warcraft 3): Why you poking me again?!
Bren Carrier (Company of Heroes): Bren here, here, HEREEEEE!!
Airborne (Company of Heroes): You click me one more time and I will FUCKING smoke you.
British Tank Commander (Company of Heroes): Gunner! Point the turret up at that camera in the sky!
Grunt (Warcraft 3): Why you poking me again?!
Bren Carrier (Company of Heroes): Bren here, here, HEREEEEE!!
Airborne (Company of Heroes): You click me one more time and I will FUCKING smoke you.
British Tank Commander (Company of Heroes): Gunner! Point the turret up at that camera in the sky!
by Texting Error November 26, 2019
E= MEDIC!
It's a hotkey in the game Team Fortess 2, which makes your character yell "MEDIC!" as loud as he could.
It's also the one key that medics hope you break one day.
It's a hotkey in the game Team Fortess 2, which makes your character yell "MEDIC!" as loud as he could.
It's also the one key that medics hope you break one day.
xXFaZe SnIpErXx (Voice): MEDIC!
Noob (Voice): MEDIC!
Kill Me (Voice): MEDIC!
One-Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse (Voice): MEDIC!
Ribs Grow Back (BLU Medic): i hope ur e key breaks...
Noob (Voice): MEDIC!
Kill Me (Voice): MEDIC!
One-Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse (Voice): MEDIC!
Ribs Grow Back (BLU Medic): i hope ur e key breaks...
by Texting Error November 05, 2017
An invader. This can mean an invader of anything; countries, privacy, personal space, etc. It comes from Dark Souls, where players who are online are capable of invading another person’s game by using a Cracked Red Eye Orb. Many deaths are the result of dark spirits invading players’ worlds, aside from boss battles and traps.
Dark spirit has invaded!
Germany was a dark spirit known for invading Poland.
Frank, you dark spirit, why would you walk in on us banging like that?!
Hey, dark spirit, get off of my lawn!
Germany was a dark spirit known for invading Poland.
Frank, you dark spirit, why would you walk in on us banging like that?!
Hey, dark spirit, get off of my lawn!
by Texting Error December 17, 2019
Commander! You’ve rained on my glorious parade. For this, I’m sending everything I’ve got at you, but I won’t let you have the satisfaction of capturing me. I’m escaping to the ONE place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism
*trying not to laugh*
SPACE!
*trying not to laugh*
SPACE!
by Texting Error April 04, 2020