My wife was shaving her puss-puss when she noticed our cat Muffy had something sticking out of her puss-puss; but my wife was too much of a puss-puss to see what it was.

Bob: Guys I cant go to the movies because i have sand in my vagina.
Supposed Friends: Bob, stop being such a pusspuss.

Samantha's pusspuss keeps my dick warm

"Dude, stop crying, you look like such a puss puss right now." (Then leave him alone crying like the puss puss he is)

a: man im so horny my balls are gonna kill someone when they explode
d: we will go on a hunt tonight to get some puss puss.

d: (after seeing hot girls)sluzzaaasss!!
a: dont yell at em! but fuck i bet she got a nice puss puss.

Pusspuss is a great cat

"dude you're a puss puss"