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pussy

Hey Bill, don't be a pussy, drive through that yellow light.
by Texas Man August 22, 2017
mugGet the pussymug.

Person of Color

Any person who is not at least 7/8 white aka Indo-European or Caucasian, as long as the other 1/8 does not include black aka Sub-Saharan African. But may include East Asian and/or Native American aka Amerindian.

Any person who is not at least 15/16 white, if the other 1/16 includes black. Although the "one drop" rule includes any black ancestry, it is difficult to enforce after five generations, especially if the black ancestor is not straight maternal.

People of color include blacks, Asians, and Native Americans.
Homer Plessy was 1/8 black and therefore had to use "colored" facilities in the Segregated South. Mr. Plessy was a Person of Color.

Thomas Jefferson's slave concubine was 3/4 white, but since her maternal grandmother was black and a slave, she was also a black slave. The children that she bore with Jefferson were 7/8 white, but they were legally black slaves.

"Color" is rinsed after five generations if it is black and four generations if it is Asian and/or Native American.
by Texas Man August 25, 2016
mugGet the Person of Colormug.

Top Cock

The head coach of the South Carolina Gamecocks football team. Coined by Fox News in an effort to cover for a Freudian Slip made by a reporter.
South Carolina just hired Steve Spurrier. He's the new Top Cock.
by Texas Man November 26, 2018
mugGet the Top Cockmug.

boner

a middle schooler's worst nightmare and a geezer's best friend
popping boners is very healthy...there shouldn't be so much gosh darn shame in it.
by Texas Man October 21, 2017
mugGet the bonermug.

Zoomer

American generation, born between 9/11 and the 2008 Bailout. They were raised with technology, so they don't understand concepts such as remembering phone numbers, calculating tips longhand, and the basic P&Qs of social interaction. Also, they were adolescents during the Covid-19 lockdown, so they learned how to optimize their work from behind a computer screen. They struggle to connect with other people in the public, because of their dependence on digital devices. Older generations perceive them as lazy, but in reality, they can accomplish more work with a few keystrokes and mouse-clicks than entitled Millennials and spoiled Baby Boomers could in a day of loitering at an office.
Baby Boomer: That lazy Zoomer is a total dumbass. I can't believe that a person who doesn't wear deodorant or floss his teeth can make more money than me. One day he'll have to learn to do things the old fashioned way in order to have a successful career.
Millennial: Maybe if you Boomers could just friggin die, then we might be able to get decent jobs before the Zoomers force us back into the unemployment line...again.
by Texas Man July 23, 2023
mugGet the Zoomermug.

fakebook

An alternate reality where people pretend to be important. Fakebook is a utopia unlike the real world, which is full of real problems.
by Texas Man May 23, 2016
mugGet the fakebookmug.

pussy

An indecisive man, especially one that does not play tight defense on the middle school basketball court. Synonyms include wussy, pansy, wimp. Antonyms include stud, player, confident one.
That pussy can't play defense. Don't pick him for our team.
by Texas Man October 16, 2017
mugGet the pussymug.

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