Definitions by Tess Tickle

fairhurst 

A Fairhurst is a bearded bimbo often struggling to get through life without forgetting his/her name or their address. They attempt to be funny but often fail and have been known to be aroused by animals such as geese and llamas. Fairhursts can be found in Northern areas such as Warrington/St.Helens

Bloody hell lets leg it from feeding this llama before the Fairhurst comes and dry humps it

fairhurst by Tess Tickle October 6, 2016

Fairhurst 

Fairhursts are usually outwardly flamers with poorly maintained beards who struggle with the concept of life.

Dude here comes a Fairhurst just look at his scruffy beard, mincing walk and simple smile

Fairhurst by Tess Tickle October 5, 2016

Ceo 

Christmas Easter Onlys

The People who only goto church on christmas and easter thinking that it is enough

Man1: Dam fool this church is crowded
Man2: I know it is all these CEOs

Ceo by Tess Tickle April 30, 2006