Definitions by Tenaciousron
A Helka
Did you hear about Brian? Yeah he was being a Helka and got put into the cross faced chicken wing by that bob backlund looking mofo.
A Helka by Tenaciousron June 4, 2019
Give her A doggy bag
When your fucking a girl and just before you’re about to show your vinegar strokes you pull out and finish in a styrofoam burger container. You then put it in a paper doggy bag and send her on her way.
Hey Kevin what do you think about that girl over there? She’s not bad but I’d give her a doggy bag instead of making a deposit.
Give her A doggy bag by Tenaciousron June 3, 2019
Vines ready
When you carry a giant can of pepper spray with you wherever you go in case one of the cheer moms gets in your face and you need to remind her who’s boss.
That fat slobby cheer mom is over there is giving us the stink eye Steve but don’t worry I’m vines ready (lifts shirt to reveal giant can of pepper spray attached to his braided belt)
Vines ready by Tenaciousron May 31, 2019
Huey lewis
Huey Lewis is a drink in honor of the great rock and roll artist who is known for having a big ole hog in his pants. The drink is simple as the bar tender will just hand you two cans of beer stacked on top of each other. This is similar to the believed size of Huey’s package.
Huey lewis by Tenaciousron May 25, 2019
christmas story morning
Christmas story morning- when you wake up and some semen leakage from the night prior has stuck your dick hole to your underwear. Just like when flick was triple dog dared to stick his tongue to the frozen flag pole.
My Dick hole has been bothering me all day. I need to start peeing before I go to bed so I can prevent these Christmas story mornings.
christmas story morning by Tenaciousron October 18, 2017