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Maritime term used when the libido is willing, but your johnson goes limp due to recent or multiple orgasms, anxiety, guilt, etc.
Man! I finally got Cindy to go home with me and I got so nervous and worked up that I couldn't get it up!
Really? Was there something wrong with her? Were you tired or too drunk?
No! She was perfect! I was ready to go! I was full sail no wind. You think I still got a shot?
No. Unlike you, that ship has sailed.
Really? Was there something wrong with her? Were you tired or too drunk?
No! She was perfect! I was ready to go! I was full sail no wind. You think I still got a shot?
No. Unlike you, that ship has sailed.
by Tenacious Faulker June 8, 2012
Get the full sail no wind mug.A apologetic Youtube post expressing disappointment and/or disgust for indulging one's own guilty pleasure by visiting the "freak-show" side of the site despite having total internet anonymity.
From YOUTUBE -- BIGGEST ZIT ON PLANET EARTH!!!!
32,041,195 views
Oh good. I'm on that weird part of youtube again
wowthatswonderful - 15 hours ago, 85 thumbs up
why why why why why why
DaleksinTopHats - 16 hours ago, 25 thumbs up
Biggest zit on planet, here we are again
(why????)
AleWe - 1 hour ago, 5 thumbs up
I'm on that part of youtube again? How do I keep coming back here?!?!?!?!?!
TastesLikeChicken247 - 1 hour ago, 2 thumbs up
32,041,195 views
Oh good. I'm on that weird part of youtube again
wowthatswonderful - 15 hours ago, 85 thumbs up
why why why why why why
DaleksinTopHats - 16 hours ago, 25 thumbs up
Biggest zit on planet, here we are again
(why????)
AleWe - 1 hour ago, 5 thumbs up
I'm on that part of youtube again? How do I keep coming back here?!?!?!?!?!
TastesLikeChicken247 - 1 hour ago, 2 thumbs up
by Tenacious Faulker January 12, 2012
Get the I'm on that weird part of youtube again mug.Someone who is foul and disgusting in appearance, attitude, speech and/or deed even by ghetto standards.
Darnelle: I got busy with dis bitch last night, Yo! She did everything! She pissed on me, threw up in my mouth, shit on my chest, and put big ass beads in my ass!
Tavone: And you came here without a bath?! Damn, D! Get yo' nasty ass away from me, Yo!
Tavone: And you came here without a bath?! Damn, D! Get yo' nasty ass away from me, Yo!
by Tenacious Faulker November 22, 2011
Get the nasty ass mug.Charlie Sheen discovered the joys of the sheenis by accidentally spilling his vial of cocaine on his crotch while forcing a prostitute to go down on him.
by Tenacious Faulker September 20, 2011
Get the sheenis mug.Due to the prolonged economic down-turn not even the traditionally "safe" demographic of white, middle aged, educated males has not remained safe from unemployment due to a dwindling middle-class. Once executive or professional, their employability now is as hopeless as a "beached whale's" survivability.
BMW, for short, it's an ironic turn of phrase. Also known as "Dead Suit Walking".
BMW, for short, it's an ironic turn of phrase. Also known as "Dead Suit Walking".
by Tenacious Faulker May 18, 2011
Get the Beached White Male mug.I'm not poor and dumb enough to be a NASCAR driver, Kenny! I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth like you!
-- Eric Cartman
-- Eric Cartman
by Tenacious Faulker April 2, 2011
Get the born with a plastic spoon in my mouth mug.1) Donald Trump's hairstyle. 2) Any awkward looking hair style or hairline that defies logic and or good taste.
Bill: Damn! You get a new "do"?
Tom: Yep. You think chicks will dig it?
Bill: Not with that Trumpadour you got going there.
Tom: Yep. You think chicks will dig it?
Bill: Not with that Trumpadour you got going there.
by Tenacious Faulker April 2, 2011
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