caulk

Often confused with the word "cock." Here's to clear up any misconceptions.
Caulk - A gun that spews white stuff.
Cock - A gun that spews white stuff.
by TenInchPlaya October 08, 2006
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mini me

Dr. Evil's clone who is 1/8 his size. Doesn't say much except for "eeeeeeeeeee" (although one time in a rap song of 'just the two of us' he did say 'YOU AND I' in a very low voice). Has such a big ass dick that Nigel Powers says he can use it as a kickstand. Favorite pastimes include eating chocolate and humping the frickin' laser.
Mini Me (writing): Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yeah. I'm sure.
Mini Me (writing): Would you like to?
by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006
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thumbs down

What this definition will most likely receive a million of.
I'd do "thumbs up," but I'm not that desperate.

...thumbs down
by TenInchPlaya August 20, 2006
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cleveland steamers

Oh, come on. You all know it's when you take a shit on a girls chest and slide it around.
You know what would be funny? If they made a sports team called the Cleveland Steamers.
by TenInchPlaya August 22, 2006
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VD

"I have what's known as a venereal disease (VD)."

"How'd you get it?"

"From fuckin'."
by TenInchPlaya August 22, 2006
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H.U.S.T.L.E.R

Acronym for Haulin' Up Stuff Through Lewd, Enjoyable Rowdiness.
Explains what a H.U.S.T.L.E.R is really about.
by TenInchPlaya November 18, 2006
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Holy Shit!

Something you yell when you see something incredibly surprising.
"Holy Shit!!!!! Emo has 1,222 definitions! Guess they think everyone's a fucktard and doesn't know what that word means, so they have to come up with more than a thousand definitions just to drive the point into us!"

(By the way, most of those defs suck.)
by TenInchPlaya October 09, 2006
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