How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

guy1: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
guy2: "As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!"

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

Holy Shit!

Something you yell when you see something incredibly surprising.

"Holy Shit!!!!! Emo has 1,222 definitions! Guess they think everyone's a fucktard and doesn't know what that word means, so they have to come up with more than a thousand definitions just to drive the point into us!"

(By the way, most of those defs suck.)

by TenInchPlaya October 09, 2006

caulk

Often confused with the word "cock." Here's to clear up any misconceptions.

Caulk - A gun that spews white stuff.
Cock - A gun that spews white stuff.

by TenInchPlaya October 09, 2006

v for vendetta

One of the best movies of 2006. It's made by the Wachowski brothers (can you say, "Matrix"?). so you know it has to be good. It takes place in England. It's about a terrorist named V who takes Natalie Portman (Evey) and makes her his bitch for a year, after which he blows up Parliament on November 5th. It's all because a virus killed all those people and V"s getting back at those assholes.

V for Vendetta was awesome, especially near the end when V took all those knives and killed all those people in the subway.

by TenInchPlaya August 21, 2006

cleveland steamers

Oh, come on. You all know it's when you take a shit on a girls chest and slide it around.

You know what would be funny? If they made a sports team called the Cleveland Steamers.

by TenInchPlaya August 21, 2006

y

The 25th letter in the alphabet, second to last, the last letter being Z.

...But you already knew that, right?

by TenInchPlaya August 19, 2006

mini me

Dr. Evil's clone who is 1/8 his size. Doesn't say much except for "eeeeeeeeeee" (although one time in a rap song of 'just the two of us' he did say 'YOU AND I' in a very low voice). Has such a big ass dick that Nigel Powers says he can use it as a kickstand. Favorite pastimes include eating chocolate and humping the frickin' laser.

Mini Me (writing): Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yeah. I'm sure.
Mini Me (writing): Would you like to?

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006