hsan't

When people are typing in a hurry, and they accidentally type "hsan't" instead of "hasn't."

If you hsan't seen an example of what I'm talking about, see jatheist and Rick Emerson

by TenInchPlaya October 08, 2006

emmitt smith

The best Dallas Cowboys running back of all time. No one will ever match up to him, not even Ladamian Tomlinson.

Emmitt Smith had the hottest partner on Dancing With The Stars.

by TenInchPlaya November 18, 2006

caulk

Often confused with the word "cock." Here's to clear up any misconceptions.

Caulk - A gun that spews white stuff.
Cock - A gun that spews white stuff.

by TenInchPlaya October 09, 2006

v for vendetta

One of the best movies of 2006. It's made by the Wachowski brothers (can you say, "Matrix"?). so you know it has to be good. It takes place in England. It's about a terrorist named V who takes Natalie Portman (Evey) and makes her his bitch for a year, after which he blows up Parliament on November 5th. It's all because a virus killed all those people and V"s getting back at those assholes.

V for Vendetta was awesome, especially near the end when V took all those knives and killed all those people in the subway.

by TenInchPlaya August 21, 2006

cleveland steamers

Oh, come on. You all know it's when you take a shit on a girls chest and slide it around.

You know what would be funny? If they made a sports team called the Cleveland Steamers.

by TenInchPlaya August 21, 2006

y

The 25th letter in the alphabet, second to last, the last letter being Z.

...But you already knew that, right?

by TenInchPlaya August 19, 2006

credit card rejected

When you try to credit card that bitch, but end up getting a bunch of shit on your fingers, after which your partner turns around and slaps the fucking shit out of you.

I wanted to credit card her so bad, but every time I got my hand up close to that ass I got my credit card rejected.

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006