your mum

Possibly the greatest insult ever, due to the sheer randomness of it.

Bob: Do you have the time?
Fred: Your mum
Bob: Shut up, you fag. Why do you have to be such a fag all the time?
Fred: Your mum! Your mum, that's why!

by Tempestua December 05, 2004

steerpike

The main character in the Gormenghast novels.

He's a kitchen slug!

by Tempestua November 01, 2004

PB

A shortening used on Neopets when referring to paintbrushes.

How much will you give me for this Baby PB?

by Tempestua November 05, 2004

Calm down dear, it's a commercial

Possibly the worst series of adverts ever.

Hello mum! I'm on the telly!

by Tempestua December 05, 2004

short fat hairy legs

1. An insult used by Eric Morcambe to Ernie Wise on the Morcambe and Wise show.

2.A nickname given to a certain Martin H. That means absolutely nothing to anyone other than him.

Martin has short fat hairy legs. So does Eric

by Tempestua December 04, 2004

ragetti

A pirate featured in the film "Pirates of The Caribbean", played by Mackenzie Crook. He has a false eye, which is often used to comic effect.

Pintel: They're stealing our ship!
Ragetti: Bloody pirates!

by Tempestua November 07, 2004

morphing potion

A virtual product found on Neopets.com. Once fed to your pet, a morphing potion will change them into the potion's desciption. For example, a Green Uni Morphing Potion will turn your pet into a Green Uni

I had a morphing potion once, but I sold it for a tidy sum.

by Tempestua March 30, 2005