Tempestua's definitions

random

For the love of God, stop using this word. It's not clever, it's not funny and it's not original. You sound just the same as all the other clone-like teenagers who think they're oh so unique for saying it. Give it a fucking rest.

Mindless teenager: Omg I have to tell you what happened it was just so random

Me: *clobbers with garden rake*

by Tempestua April 2, 2005

your mum

Possibly the greatest insult ever, due to the sheer randomness of it.

Bob: Do you have the time?
Fred: Your mum
Bob: Shut up, you fag. Why do you have to be such a fag all the time?
Fred: Your mum! Your mum, that's why!

by Tempestua December 5, 2004

morphing potion

A virtual product found on Neopets.com. Once fed to your pet, a morphing potion will change them into the potion's desciption. For example, a Green Uni Morphing Potion will turn your pet into a Green Uni

I had a morphing potion once, but I sold it for a tidy sum.

by Tempestua March 30, 2005

Calm down dear, it's a commercial

Possibly the worst series of adverts ever.

Hello mum! I'm on the telly!

by Tempestua December 5, 2004

steerpike

The main character in the Gormenghast novels.

He's a kitchen slug!

by Tempestua November 1, 2004

Internet fame

The best damn fame there is. I mean, think about it. You get recgnised by thousands, or maybe millions of people online, but when you get tired of their hysterical fangirlishness at seeing you post, you can just switch off your computer and sink back into anonymity.

You: *posts*

Everyone else: "OMGWTF IT'S J00 I SAW J00 POST OMG SCREENSHOT OMGOMGOMG"

You: *switches off computer*

*tumbleweed*

by Tempestua May 28, 2005

PB

A shortening used on Neopets when referring to paintbrushes.

How much will you give me for this Baby PB?

by Tempestua November 5, 2004