That gamer nigger bro spends too much time in the forest
You are kid is such a gamer nigger bro that his favorite hobby is to climb trees
You are kid is such a gamer nigger bro that his favorite hobby is to climb trees
by Temiz August 07, 2023
Typically these people are out of shape, all bark no bite, and they spend too much time online as a keyboard warrior ready to go to Valhalla after dying in a video game battle. They may be neo nazis, they may be incels, they may be 4chan users, etc... Some couch vikings love spiritual warfare because it's the only type of warfare you can do while sitting on your ass.
by Temiz August 14, 2023
A fat skunk, snake, cat, panda, honeybadger, ostrich, inbred that thinks it is a human, and rubs her ass all over the floor. When you get angry, you should say "It's all Temiz's fault". Temiz is a weird animal with a massive tail, the weight of 800 tons. Legend has it, if you close your door too long, Temiz will have a chance of banging on it until you open it, and she will kill you. If you call someone Temiz, you are looking for a one way ticket to start a fight because Temiz is the worst thing you can call anyone.
by Temiz April 22, 2020
Your friend that asks for money and never warns you that they will do it again and again and again. When your plan was to give a little bit of money, next thing you know he is asking for even more money.
I thought you were homeless but you're a mass sheckle killer!
Can I have 1000 sheckles? I'm not a mass sheckle killer by the way. Oh and also I need another 5000 sheckles please.
Can I have 1000 sheckles? I'm not a mass sheckle killer by the way. Oh and also I need another 5000 sheckles please.
by Temiz August 08, 2023
A lightning shark is a situation where it's impossible to get what you are hoping for. There's nothing you can do about it. If a shark comes down from the sky fast as lightning while you're doing your thing, what can you do about it if it's headed your direction? Lightning sharks are a big part of life and we just have to deal with it.
That was a lightning shark
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.
It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.
It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it
by Temiz December 22, 2023
Babe I don't wanna have sex right now, I've been craving watching some Honey I Shrunk The Kids Shit.
by Temiz August 18, 2023