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A bar whose entire (or almost entire) clientele consists of homosexuals.
Synonymous with gay bar only more vulgar.
Synonymous with gay bar only more vulgar.
Drake and Josh went to that fag bar in Vegas -- Gipsy I think it was called before Jon Taffer and his Bar Rescue crew went there and fixed it.
by Telephony May 19, 2015
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(from text messaging)
{Rod}: Hey Todd, let's hit the Dunkin Donuts on the way home.
{Todd}: It's doughnuts you retard!!!
{Rod}: Hey Todd, let's hit the Dunkin Donuts on the way home.
{Todd}: It's doughnuts you retard!!!
by Telephony November 14, 2018
Get the doughnut mug.A version of the phrase, "fucking yucky" that may bypass the onboard censors found on many internet fora.
{From an online group with the topic of being a grocery store employee}
{Marvin Batech}: When some smelly, fat woman that smells like she hates showers reaches three feet into her boob and armpit crevices to fish out $5 and then they make a face when I grab that shit with my sleeve.
{Craig Johnson}: O MAN THAT'S YUCKING FUCKY!!!
{Marvin Batech}: When some smelly, fat woman that smells like she hates showers reaches three feet into her boob and armpit crevices to fish out $5 and then they make a face when I grab that shit with my sleeve.
{Craig Johnson}: O MAN THAT'S YUCKING FUCKY!!!
by Telephony January 29, 2018
Get the yucking fucky mug.In most instances, a marinal is just a motorised marinator.
But at the Kentucky Fried Chicken at Kenmore WA. USA in 1987, the marinator was called the marinal cos some total true-blue asshaberdasher kept using it as a urinal. As a fucking URINAL for Christ sakes!!!
But at the Kentucky Fried Chicken at Kenmore WA. USA in 1987, the marinator was called the marinal cos some total true-blue asshaberdasher kept using it as a urinal. As a fucking URINAL for Christ sakes!!!
{Craig}: Todd, it's your turn to douche out the marinal tonight.
{Todd}: Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!!!
{Craig}: The hell with it. I'm gonna knark on you for turning the marinator into the marinal!
{Todd}: Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!!!
{Craig}: The hell with it. I'm gonna knark on you for turning the marinator into the marinal!
by Telephony August 18, 2018
Get the marinal mug.How the name, "Kleenex" (a major brand of nasal tissue) is sometimes spelled, because when you hear somebody say Kleenex it often comes out sounding like, "Cleanax".
{Drake}: Hey Josh, can you pass me a Cleanax?
{Josh}: Fuck you Drake, go get your own goddamn Cleanax!!!
{Josh}: Fuck you Drake, go get your own goddamn Cleanax!!!
by Telephony May 20, 2013
Get the Cleanax mug.The act of, when vaccuming, running over a piece of lint or string eight or nine times with the vacuum cleaner, picking it up, examining it, then throwing it back down to give the vacuum one last chance.
Repeat as frequently as necessary.
Repeat as frequently as necessary.
Linda!
You're doing carperpetuation again!
Just take that fucking piece of string over to the wastepaperbasket or flush it away in the shitbowl instead of pissing away the whole goddamn day trying to vaccum it up!
You're doing carperpetuation again!
Just take that fucking piece of string over to the wastepaperbasket or flush it away in the shitbowl instead of pissing away the whole goddamn day trying to vaccum it up!
by Telephony August 6, 2014
Get the carperpetuation mug.Don't fuck Jessica tonight; she has a bloody hatchet wound and you'll get your dick covered in her menstruation!!!
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