{Marge}: Hey Virgil, can you be a dear and go get me the pussy cleaner please? My coochie reeks a bit today.
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!
by Telephony May 05, 2015
Very similar to The Assassinator -- some very intelligent person (***NOT*** a true-blue total asshaberdasher!) who assassinates President-Elect Donald Trump.
The aTRUMPinator was on the prowl for Trump not far from the Trump Tower in New York (which was firebombed the other day) looking to assassinate the asshole before he took the Oath of Office.
by Telephony December 12, 2016
by Telephony December 22, 2011
Preseminal fluid (aka., "precum") that comes out of a dog's dick before the actual semen does.
It is very thin (like water) and nearly transparent.
It is very thin (like water) and nearly transparent.
Johnny's black lab is shooting dog water all over the rug because he knows that there's a bitch in heat nearby.
by Telephony August 16, 2020
Plain & simple: human beings, as described by the silicon-based life forms on Velara III from the Star trek: The Next Generation episode, "Home Soil".
{Seen on a web page some number of years ago:}
Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.
Flush the "toliet" bowl and click a link
Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.
Flush the "toliet" bowl and click a link
by Telephony August 06, 2016
What people in the UK and Australia usually call an indoor garbage can -- such as those often found in kitchens.
by Telephony June 10, 2013
{Debbie}: Craig, please go get me {hiccup!} a glass of water. I've got the {hiccup!} huckeybups.
{Craig}: I'll get that straight away mom!
{Craig}: I'll get that straight away mom!
by Telephony October 28, 2018