A phoney-bologna fictitious fake non-existant breakfast cereal; the label on the lids of some recycling bins clearly show a box of Punky Crisps cereal but I've never heard of it and I don't know where to purchase this product.
You can drop the following items into this bin:
LIFESTYLE magazine
Computer News magazine
MAD magazine
Punky Crisps cereal boxes
TIME magazine
LIFESTYLE magazine
Computer News magazine
MAD magazine
Punky Crisps cereal boxes
TIME magazine
by Telephony July 23, 2014
What you might call the rock legend, "Johnny Cash"
John is another name for a toliet, and cash is another name for money.
John is another name for a toliet, and cash is another name for money.
by Telephony May 14, 2015
{Marge}: Hey Virgil, can you be a dear and go get me the pussy cleaner please? My coochie reeks a bit today.
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!
by Telephony May 06, 2015
The incorrect way to say, "piss in the bed".
After all, you don't say, "piss the toilet" or, "piss the bottle"; you'd say, "piss IN the toilet" or, "piss IN the bottle".
After all, you don't say, "piss the toilet" or, "piss the bottle"; you'd say, "piss IN the toilet" or, "piss IN the bottle".
{Mother} : Jimmy, no more Kool Aid tonight or else you might piss the bed.
{Jimmy}: Mommy, don't you mean I might piss in the bed?
{Jimmy}: Mommy, don't you mean I might piss in the bed?
by Telephony May 03, 2018
Not this morning Dean, I have an appointment with the asshole doctor at 8:15 so he can take a look at my anal warts!
by Telephony May 16, 2014
Shampoo that while it sound like it would be pleasant when you read the label in a store, really sucks big walrus cock when you take it home and use it; forcing you to dump it in the toliet or down the lavatory drain and purchase a new bottle of some other variety.
Not to be confused with shampiss, shampee, shampiddle, or shampotty.
Not to be confused with shampiss, shampee, shampiddle, or shampotty.
{Mike, at store}: Hey Chris, didn't you just buy a big-ass bottle of shampoo a day or so ago?
{Chris, at same store}: Yeah Mike, but it was shampoopoo! It was Suave Lotus Pedals but it really smelled like shit so I got rid of it!
{Chris, at same store}: Yeah Mike, but it was shampoopoo! It was Suave Lotus Pedals but it really smelled like shit so I got rid of it!
by Telephony June 21, 2012
DWS = Drone Withdrawal Syndrome.
For a long-time droner (drone pilot), DWS can kick in when you aren't able to fly your drone for an extended period. This can be due to inclement weather, illness, or even having your only drone stolen (which happened to me not long ago!).
Symptoms of DWS can include any or all of the following.
1: Drone envy -- whenever you see a UAV in the sky, you just wish that you had a long-handled butterfly net to snag it out of the sky.
2: General malaise and/or lethargy.
3: Spending an inordinate amount of time on YouTube watching videos of your own or others' drone flights.
DWS is curable simply by purchasing and then flying a new drone.
For a long-time droner (drone pilot), DWS can kick in when you aren't able to fly your drone for an extended period. This can be due to inclement weather, illness, or even having your only drone stolen (which happened to me not long ago!).
Symptoms of DWS can include any or all of the following.
1: Drone envy -- whenever you see a UAV in the sky, you just wish that you had a long-handled butterfly net to snag it out of the sky.
2: General malaise and/or lethargy.
3: Spending an inordinate amount of time on YouTube watching videos of your own or others' drone flights.
DWS is curable simply by purchasing and then flying a new drone.
Man I've got a hella wicked case of DWS after some fartknocker stole my X21 drone. I already ordered another, but the fucking thing's coming from China for Christ sakes!!!
by Telephony June 07, 2019