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This is ***NOT*** the PCAT that you might be thinking of (an ancient desktop computer; the immediate successor to the PCXT) -- no, a PCAT is a housecat who's apparent primary goal in life is to piss on anything and everything that it can: counters, cabinet doors, sinks, rugs & carpets, walls (esp. behind large planters), clothes, in open washing machines, etc.
Pronounced exactly like you would expect; like the phrase, "pee cat".
Pronounced exactly like you would expect; like the phrase, "pee cat".
by Telephony May 16, 2016
Get the PCAT mug.Simply stated, a sarong worn by a woman on which the garment looks just awful on her.
Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same as sarong.
Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same as sarong.
by Telephony May 22, 2016
Get the sawrong mug.How some people say or write (and spell} the phrase, "pissing match".
A pissing match is loosely defined as two or more people arguing (and quite vehemently so) over some piss ant, petty, insignificant matter.
A pissing match is loosely defined as two or more people arguing (and quite vehemently so) over some piss ant, petty, insignificant matter.
{Police officer}: So, what's going on Megan?
{Megan} Drake & Josh are having a uranating contest over who destroyed my treehouse with their model rocket. Drake says he didn't do it because he knows nothing about model rocketry -- he pronounces the word, "fuselage" as, "fyoo SELL' a jee", and Josh says he didn't do it because he's a brainiac and set the rocket's course with deadly precision.
{Megan} Drake & Josh are having a uranating contest over who destroyed my treehouse with their model rocket. Drake says he didn't do it because he knows nothing about model rocketry -- he pronounces the word, "fuselage" as, "fyoo SELL' a jee", and Josh says he didn't do it because he's a brainiac and set the rocket's course with deadly precision.
by Telephony May 22, 2016
Get the uranating contest mug.A take on the brief jingle, "We're off to see the wizard" from the movie, "The Wizard of Oz".
Sung when you're on your way to the bathroom to take a plop (leave a shit, go poo-poo, lay a log, etc.)
Sung when you're on your way to the bathroom to take a plop (leave a shit, go poo-poo, lay a log, etc.)
♪ We're off to see the toilet, ♪
♪ The wonderful toliet bowl! ♪
Note the spelling of the word toilet in the second verse; it is pronounced, "toa LYE'it" in order for it to have three syllables.
♪ The wonderful toliet bowl! ♪
Note the spelling of the word toilet in the second verse; it is pronounced, "toa LYE'it" in order for it to have three syllables.
by Telephony May 22, 2016
Get the We're off to see the toilet mug.A more polite way to say the phrase, "piss and vinegar"; that is, a person or animal that is full of energy & spunk.
{Craig}: Boy, Puffin is full of the proverbial urine and acetic acid this morning, isn't he?
{Angie}: Just say piss and vinegar!
{Angie}: Just say piss and vinegar!
by Telephony May 22, 2016
Get the urine and acetic acid mug.No, not the SUV that goes by the same name...a range rover is a creature like a cockroach, ant, or rat) that walks, runs, or skitters across a range (loosely defined as an oven with a stovetop).
by Telephony May 29, 2016
Get the range rover mug.A surprisingly common misspelling of the phrase, "toliet paper" (aka. bungwipe, rollios, paper toliets, etc.)
{Via a text message} Vivian, can u pls pick up some light blubs, bleach, laundry soap, and poliet taper b4 u come home?
by Telephony May 29, 2016
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