spermmistake

A child that you (your wife or girlfriend actually!) didn't really want to have.
I personally download Ipad game apps every time one's offered as the "Free App of the Day", because they are very good learning tools for young kids. Whether I'm watching over a relative, or taking care of my own spermmistakes, I'll at least have something better than flash cards and repeating "Ball" 500 times while the child would rather make spider webs with his own slobber.
by Telephony September 09, 2013
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say

What many people speak or type when they really mean to speak or type the word, "read".
{Susie, on telephone with pawn shop}: This slip says that the due date is June 10.
{Pawnbroker, on other end of telephone}: That's funny, I don't hear it saying anything!
by Telephony June 10, 2015
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walltoilet

Misspelled as walltoliet in another UD definition.
Another name for one of those wall-mounted porcelain or stainless steel urinals.
Gary, call the plumber! Somebody shoved paper towels or something into that walltoilet and flooded it!!
by Telephony September 11, 2019
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dustman

{Martha}: Linda, please be certain to take that old busted chair to the curb tonight so that the dustman will throw it into the back of his dustcart in the morning.
by Telephony May 22, 2014
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my little poo-poo book

A paperback novel or small magazine that you usually only read while sitting on the john to leave a shit (I know it's supposed to be take a shit, but in the immortal words of the late great comedian George Carlin, you don't TAKE a shit, you LEAVE one).
I'm going to bring my little poo-poo book to the bathroom with me while I go drop a stool.
by Telephony January 25, 2014
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The Fag March

What some homophobes call, "The Gay Pride Parade", which occurs in many major U.S. cities in June every year {in Seattle WA. it is the last Sunday in June}.
{Homophobe #1): Hey, let's go blow up the Port-O-Lets at The Fag March before that stupid parade begins!
{Homophobe #2}: Great idea! I'll run home and get some M-80s!
by Telephony June 28, 2014
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asshole doctor

Not this morning Dean, I have an appointment with the asshole doctor at 8:15 so he can take a look at my anal warts!
by Telephony May 17, 2014
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