voluntary loss of stool

When you have to leave a shit (I know, it's supposed to be take a shit, but in the immortal words of the late great comedian George Carlin, you don't take a shit, you leave a shit!), you tell whomever is nearby that you need to go and experience voluntary loss of stool.
This is the most gentle, curse-free way to say that you need to go and pinch a loaf.
{Paul}: Hold on a few minutes there George, I need to run and have voluntary loss of stool!
{George}: Ok, whatever Paul. :-/
by Telephony December 30, 2014
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urinated

I'm so urinated at you for stuffing two rolls of Scottowels down our head!
by Telephony November 03, 2014
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pussy doctor

Plain & simple: a veterinarian; esp. to a cat owner.
Cummon Nikki, let's get you into your carrier. It's time to go and see the pussy doctor!
by Telephony May 20, 2014
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carmel

Pron. "\ˈkär-məl\" -- how many people say the word, "caramel".
I'm going to the store to buy some chocolate, carmel, and brown shurger.
by Telephony March 31, 2015
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sandwitch

(also written as, "sand witch")
Quite literally, a witch who lives in the sand. The sandwitch is most commonly found living 2.4 meters under the sands in the sub-Saharan region of Africa though they may be found in virtually any sandy location such as beaches and golf course bunkers.

Sandwitches don't cast frequent spells; though they are known on occasion to cause cause cats to meow at the moon.
{Drake}: Why is that silly cat looking at the moon and meowing at it?
{Josh}: I dunno. Must be a sandwitch nearby.
by Telephony November 13, 2018
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Tricker Treat

What many children think the phrase, "Trick Or Treat" might be spelled; it sounds virtually identical to that phrase hence the confusion.
A group of children dressed in silly costumes rang Eduardo's doorbell on Halloween evening, and said (in near-perfect unison), "Tricker Treat" when he answered. Eduardo slammed the door in their faces, so they egged his brand spanken new Lexus, blew up his mailbox with an M-80, and covered his house with toliet paper.
by Telephony December 31, 2015
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smoked

{Joshua}: Hey Chris, didjya hear that Frankie in Seattle got smoked last night?
by Telephony February 08, 2014
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