Telephony's definitions
Means the same as potty mouth, toliet tongue, sewer mouth, etc. That is to say, some assclown who cusses at inappropriate times.
Rhino clit? That's disgusting! That's horrible! You kiss your mother with that mouth, you...you eat with that mouth? Garbage mouth!!!
by Telephony October 9, 2016
Get the garbage mouthmug. Means the same as, "post whore", but spelled the way some people spell the word, "whore".
A post hoar often simply posts one- or two-word posts or posts consisting of nothing more than an emoticon, often for the sole purpose of incrementing their post count on online BBSs or fora (the correct pluralisation of the word, "forums").
A post hoar often simply posts one- or two-word posts or posts consisting of nothing more than an emoticon, often for the sole purpose of incrementing their post count on online BBSs or fora (the correct pluralisation of the word, "forums").
Jane is such a post hoar on Facebook; the douchenoozle posts one- or two-word posts like fifty times a day.
by Telephony March 20, 2015
Get the post hoarmug. Very similar to noise pollution; ear pollution is generally regarded as music that is audible to a listener who's taste in musical genres differs greatly from the music currently playing.
For example, a metal song (such as by Anthrax or Metallica) playing within earshot of a listener of adult contemporary or country western music playing rather loudly when the listener is a metalhead would be considered by that listener as ear pollution.
For example, a metal song (such as by Anthrax or Metallica) playing within earshot of a listener of adult contemporary or country western music playing rather loudly when the listener is a metalhead would be considered by that listener as ear pollution.
Turn that gosh darn-diddly-arn ear pollution down willya?!? I'm trying to get some Kenny Rogers in over here!!!
by Telephony May 3, 2016
Get the ear pollutionmug. by Telephony December 27, 2011
Get the mikatmug. A nicer way of using the word pussywhipped -- this way of spelling it also bypasses the onboard censors found on many BBSs.
by Telephony August 16, 2011
Get the p-whippedmug. Plain and simple: cat food -- spelled phonetically (how it sounds).
Works best when printed vs. when spoken of course.
Works best when printed vs. when spoken of course.
GROCERY LIST:
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milk
eggs
bread
taper powels
bottle of Drāno
kăt fūd
kăt litter
kăt treats
2 kăt beds
toliet plunger
bungwipe
light blubs
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milk
eggs
bread
taper powels
bottle of Drāno
kăt fūd
kăt litter
kăt treats
2 kăt beds
toliet plunger
bungwipe
light blubs
by Telephony April 1, 2015
Get the kăt fūdmug. A handle (pseudonym) that was used on dial-up BBSs in the late-1980s until approx. the turn of the century. Used on internet BBSs (forums or even fora if you want to be anal about it!) even to this day {early-2013}.
Can also be used to describe a potato that tastes like piss.
Can also be used to describe a potato that tastes like piss.
Welcome to The Toylet Bowl BBS!
Enter handle: URINE POTATO
Enter password: **********
Login successful!
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{John}: Martha, this fucking spud tastes like piss!!!
{Martha}: Sorry about that John, you must have gotten a urine potato!
Enter handle: URINE POTATO
Enter password: **********
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You have 1440 minutes remaining in this session.
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{John}: Martha, this fucking spud tastes like piss!!!
{Martha}: Sorry about that John, you must have gotten a urine potato!
by Telephony January 3, 2013
Get the Urine Potatomug.