Teej 's definitions

autoerotica

1. Self-lovin'
2. Sexual relations with an automobile

1. Steve Murphy's Big Book of Autoerotica
2. Steve Murphy died in the act of autoerotica. Too bad he had to use the cigarette lighter socket.

by teej October 16, 2003

spatch

the wet spot created by the act of successful sexual intercourse

"Honey, grab the squeegee and clean up that spatch".

by teej October 16, 2003

hitting the fishtank

It is slang for smoking weed, pot, marijuana. It came from a group of guys wondering if you could use a fish tank as a bong and get the fish high.

I was hitting the fishtank a little to hard last night and passed out.

weed getting high

by Teej September 24, 2016

ass water

Tennessee delicacy served in only the finest sit-down establishments. A semi clear, semi-odorless, semi-tasteless drink served over ice.

"can I get ya'll somore ass water

by teej October 16, 2003

mammory

The fond recollection of breast from bygone days. Contraction of mammary and memory.

"Thanks for the mammories!"

by teej October 16, 2003

talking head

1. Television personality typically show only from the shoulders up.
2. Any memeber of the faux punk band Talking Heads
3. Mumbling during the act of cunninlingus.

1. Paula Zahn is nothing but a talking head.
2. Yes, Paula Zahn plays the cello, but she was never in Talking Heads.
3. I would give anything to give Paula Zahn talking head.

by teej October 16, 2003

Seppuku

Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.

Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around

Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

Step 5 Get really super pissed.

Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.

Step 9 Wait.

Step 10 Die.

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by Teej October 10, 2006