Tee Cee Deez's definitions

Loadworthy

An individual who upon first sight, are deemed to be worthy of you blowing a load in or on.

The moment I laid eyes on Bonnie, I knew she was Loadworthy.

by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

Load Liquidator

A Load Liquidator is a promiscuous, selfless, and compassionate female who sleeps with a variety of men, who wear condoms, and upon orgasm, saves their sperm so she can then meet with infertle couples that are hoping to have a child via In vitro.

My wife and have a meeting with a Load Liquidator today, and we are hoping to have a successful session.

by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

Dong Dream

A subconscious state one slips in and out of periodically throughout the day, picturing the satisfaction and bliss a perfect dong brings them.

I was talking to Phyllis at work today about her lack of concentration, and she said since she started dating Micah, she can’t quit thinking about his package. She told me she’s regularly in a dong dream.

by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

Load List

A list of individuals you would like to blow a load on.

My god, I was checking Anita out, and I’ve gotta say, with an ass like that, she’s definitely making my Load List.

by Tee Cee Deez February 13, 2019

Dong Jigglin

When at the urinal and you jiggle the excess urine off thy dong

If you are dong jigglin more than twice at the urinal, it means you’re playing whack a dong, which isn’t cool.

by Tee Cee Deez February 11, 2019