Tee Cee Deez's definitions

Jism Juicer

Another individuals mouth who has large succulent lips. Prederably female.

Jody has the sweetest Jism Juicer I’ve had the pleasure of stuffing my dong inside. Have mercy!

by Tee Cee Deez February 20, 2019

Livestock Cock

A term used to describe an individual who is enamored with getting pounded by the cock of any well endowed Livestock

Talk about unbelievable. This last weekend the cheesedick posse, aka Keith and Otto both went to the E.R. in critical condition after a horrific accident at Carpinito Farm. I guess they were heard telling some friends they were in the mood for some “Livestock Cock” which apparently involves getting dismantled by a gigantic animal dong. Otto, being the inexperienced one, was instructed by Keith to start easy and go for some sheep schlong, while keith the seasoned veteran went for the old reliable Ox cock. Long story short, Otto and Keith simultaneously took some Livestock Cock and both ended up in comas due to a rupture colon. I guess they couldn’t afford lube. How fucking distrusting.

by Tee Cee Deez May 24, 2021

Asscomplice

An Asscomplice is an individual who in a three way is the accomplice doing the ass.

I was about to dismantle two way Wendy when she told me there’s a reason they call her two way Wendy. If I didn’t find an Asscomplice to join me, there would be no dismantling. Lucky for me I found Jism hands Jason to hit the back side. Sick son of a bitch!

by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020

Kneelicious

Is a code word used by women to alert each other they have fucked a male in their presence and he has a delicious dong to the knee

I was talking to my friend Joan whose best friend Sheri is married to my buddy Charlie at work. I guess Sheri said Charlie is Kneelicious, which is code for a guy who packs a delicious looking dang to the knee. I’ll never look at him the same, and I will also never piss next to him at the urinal. Unreal.

by Tee Cee Deez April 7, 2020

Akneehilated

A term used to describe an individual who was annihilated by a dong to the knee

Well well well, you wouldn’t believe the news. Remember old Randy and his dong to the knee? Word is he got with a 20 year old who has never been with a man packing such an unbelievable sized clamslammer, and he Akneehilated that young lady. I guess he didn’t cover the dong and is petrified he may be a dad at 55. I wished him the best of luck with that since the age difference is quite large, like his dong!

by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020