A term used to describe an individual who is enamored with getting pounded by the cock of any well endowed Livestock
Talk about unbelievable. This last weekend the cheesedick posse, aka Keith and Otto both went to the E.R. in critical condition after a horrific accident at Carpinito Farm. I guess they were heard telling some friends they were in the mood for some “Livestock Cock” which apparently involves getting dismantled by a gigantic animal dong. Otto, being the inexperienced one, was instructed by Keith to start easy and go for some sheep schlong, while keith the seasoned veteran went for the old reliable Ox cock. Long story short, Otto and Keith simultaneously took some Livestock Cock and both ended up in comas due to a rupture colon. I guess they couldn’t afford lube. How fucking distrusting.
by Tee Cee Deez May 24, 2021
Get the Livestock Cock mug.When a female in labor makes the final push to get the baby out, but lays a fart so long and loud it measures on the Richter scale.
Jesus, while Melissa was in labor with our son Jake and she made the final push to get him out, she dropped the loudest fart that had to measure on the Richter scale. It may have been the first ever Birthquake!
by Tee Cee Deez February 29, 2020
Get the Birthquake mug.Cockgestion is a term to describe a high volume of cocks trying to get into the same hole, usually during an orgy or swapping event.
Jessica and I were at a swingers party last weekend and there was an unbelievably attractive woman named Gina there. I attempted to get some of that, but the cockgestion was at 7 guys since my buddy Ryan was dismantling her for 2 hours. Hopefully the only jam will be my dong into her load lounge next time!
by Tee Cee Deez March 03, 2020
Get the Cockgestion mug.Mother fucker, I was talking Heather, who I have been trying to dismantle for what seems to be a lifetime, and as I was about to finally make my move she brings up her ex, Matt. I’m asking her questions about what made this cheesedick so great and she says he was the most Dongdiculous guy she’s ever banged. I said Dongdiculous? She said the most ridiculous sized dong she’s had the pleasure on annihilating. She then follows up by saying if it’s not to the knee, it’s not for me. By knee she means 10 inches limp. That was the day a little piece of me died, I could never satisfy that perfect piece of ass. No Jim and heather kissing in a tree. FUCK!
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
Get the Dongdiculous mug.A Load Liquidator is a promiscuous, selfless, and compassionate female who sleeps with a variety of men, who wear condoms, and upon orgasm, saves their sperm so she can then meet with infertle couples that are hoping to have a child via In vitro.
My wife and have a meeting with a Load Liquidator today, and we are hoping to have a successful session.
by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019
Get the Load Liquidator mug.Jesus, old Keith went on a date with tiny and from what I hear Keith was absolutely canhandled. I hear his colon ruptured. Ouch!
by Tee Cee Deez March 04, 2021
Get the canhandled mug.I was talking to tiny today and I guess he called in sick. He’s got a big weekend getaway with Lock, and he said there was a plethora of Canscaping to do. Tiny said it’s been 6 months since he’s been dismantled, and 7 months since he’s Canscaped. Sounds weird if you ask me.
by Tee Cee Deez March 09, 2020
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