Definitions by Tee Cee Deez
Horsedick Hound
I was minding my own business at the Bon Jovi concert, and out of nowhere, this Horsedick Hound came over and asked if she could touch it. I told her she could have the privilege after the concert.
Horsedick Hound by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2019
Load Bearing Balls
Rita said she was in the baby making window, and boy was she in luck, I bombed her with my Load Bearing Balls.
Load Bearing Balls by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2019
Rectum Rattling
Pulling your cock out of female when doing her doggy style, then placing the cock by the rectum and rattling it back and forth between the ass cheeks to see if she is interested in some anal.
I was nailing Kristen last night, and in the midst of our session I did some Rectum Rattling. As usual, I was denied.
Rectum Rattling by Tee Cee Deez February 28, 2019
Daddy Big Dong
This is a description of an older gentleman, who is well off, wears velour sweatsuits, and his bulge is unmistakably noticeable to all that he is around.
I was at a gas station, and this guy in his 60’s starts hitting on a girl half his age. She told him she would love to hang with a Daddy Big Dong. The woman he hit on is now my ex wife!
Daddy Big Dong by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
Cockmatosed
A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma
I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.
Cockmatosed by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
Dong Dorm
I’m meet this girl named Susan, and the only thing I wanted from her was unlimited access to her Dong Dorm
Dong Dorm by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
Anal Avalanche
A term used to describe a males load that flows out of the anus area when a certain amount of time has lapsed after intercourse.
I jackhammered Karen in the ass last night, and as she stood up to get out of bed, there was an Anal Avalanche that ended up all over the place.
Anal Avalanche by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019