Definitions by Tee Cee Deez
Jism Juicer
Jism Juicer by Tee Cee Deez February 20, 2019
Eyelid Assassin
An Eyelid Assassin is an individual who has an unusual fetish of ejaculting in their companions eye for the night. Typically the Eyelid Assassin approaches his companion, and upon the first hint that sex is in the cards, he will ask his partner if he can tape their eyelids open during sex so he can see the complete ecstasy he is bringing during inter course. Once the assassin is about to orgasm, he pulls his cock out, and instead of shooting his hearty load in the mouth, turns his massive cock towards the eyes and unloads a scorching hot load, which makes them scream in pain due to the heat. Typically the results are a burnt cornea, but in rare cases leads to blindness. While the odds of you encountering this freak are about the same as you encountering a Sasquatch, you have been warned, this sick twisted son of a bitch exists, and if you are asked to tape your eyelids open, think twice.
Eyelid Assassin by Tee Cee Deez February 20, 2019
Dongminate
I rocked Mary for five hours, and let me tell you something, I haven’t Dongminated someone like that for years!
Dongminate by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019
Dumperdick Blues
A feeling of loss, sorrow, and total emptiness, because without explanation, your partner has denied all access to the dumper.
I’m not sure what’s going on with Amber, but it’s been at least a month since we have had anal sex. I’ve got a case of the Dumperdick Blues, and if I don’t get into that brown nectar soon, it’s going to get worse.
Dumperdick Blues by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019
Clamslammer
Three days ago, I had a blind date with a guy nicknamed Tiny. I’ve got to say, once we got back to his place and started getting after each other, his Clamslammer was anything but tiny.
Clamslammer by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019
Erackulate
The experience of having sex with a late term pregnant woman, and in doing so, her tits are squirting milk at you.
I was having sex with Naomi last night, and while she was riding me, she Erackulated all over my face. It was kinda hot!
Erackulate by Tee Cee Deez February 18, 2019
Bunghole Bromance
When two heterosexual males are trapped in sexless marriages for numerous years, one night ultimately get hammered beyond oblivion, and strike up an anal romance.
I’m not sure what’s going on with Matt and Jeremy, but last Saturday I walked in on them fucking each other. It seems like they have started a Bunghole Bromance, and if their wives find out, their marriages are over.
Bunghole Bromance by Tee Cee Deez February 18, 2019