Groundedhog Day

A term used to describe a day that you try the same ridiculous sexual ideas with your partner, try to perform them, and your partner is so disenchanted with your shenanigans, decides to ground your hog for a period of time.

Every year on March 21st, I float some sexual ideas out to my wife to try in the bedroom. This year I didn’t, and as I was pounding away, I decided to do a little Rectum Rattling. I didn’t get an answer, which I thought was the brown light. As I started to pump her ass, she let out a hellacious scream, followed by a what the fuck, and then the words Happy Groundedhog Day asshole, for the 17th year in a row, your dick will be banished to the Hog House for who knows how long. I felt terrible, literally, I had blue balls for 3 days afterwards. Here we are in June and yeah, my hog is still grounded. Fucking devastating.

Groundedhog Day by Tee Cee Deez June 4, 2021

black groundhog day 

Jan 16th Martin Luther King Day
The Black Groundhog always sleeps in and we get stuck with six more weeks of black history

Lotta folks visiting at the detention center on Black Groundhog Day, way more than Father's Day

black groundhog day by 8peyote January 14, 2017

Groundhog Day Effect 

Based on the movie "Groundhog Day" starring Bill Murray. It is the idea that every action that one makes; the rewards and consequences of those actions are not followed through the next day. If someone were to make a big choice, commit a crime, offend someone, make a mistake, or meet someone through out a period of a regular 24 hr. day, those rewards and consequences for all of those actions are not carried through the next day. It is all forgotten. In other words, it's like yesterday never happened. Therefore this pattern can keep on repeating for an unknown amount of time.

Last night, Larry inadvertently said an offensive racial comment that offended many people. However, the very next day Larry experenced a Groundhog Day Effect. All was forgotten and everyone he offended seemed to have forgotten the incident. Therefore, Larry is in the same position as he was before he made the comment.

Groundhog Day Effect by AJHM January 11, 2008

Groundhog Day Disorder

A lightweight sounding but serious mental illness that consumes some people to the point of living for that single day of the year when Punxsutawney Phil emerges from his hidden place; what’s worse is the full picture of obsessive preparation often leading to ruinous financial consequences and severe social isolation that sometimes accompanies this devastating disorder.

Somehow I never suspected that my brother was suffering from Groundhog Day Disorder, but when we found out, it all came together and answered so many previously unanswered questions.

Groundhog Day Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019

Groundhog day 

The same day over and over. Doing the same things repetitively. From the movie of the same name starring Bill Murray.

My life never changes. Every day is groundhog day. Eat, work, sleep.

Groundhog day by Brett March 6, 2005

transgender groundhog day 

The phenomenon of having to come out as transgender to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your gender identity was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.

It seems like its Transgender Groundhog Day when I visit my parents.

transgender groundhog day by anonymous June 24, 2021