when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.
(All parties are adults)
(All parties are adults)
Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?
MILF: of course, they were raised right?
Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?
MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.
Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!
MILF: of course, they were raised right?
Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?
MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.
Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!
by TedEye November 11, 2017
Ted: Dude, where the fuck is Benny?
Hils: He had to post-pune our meeting because he was getting freaky with Sara.
Ted: Lame!
Hils: He had to post-pune our meeting because he was getting freaky with Sara.
Ted: Lame!
by TedEye January 13, 2012
noun.
1. a state of affairs existing between those engaged in a relationship based primarily on text message correspondence.
2. a relationship where having text is the primary goal.
1. a state of affairs existing between those engaged in a relationship based primarily on text message correspondence.
2. a relationship where having text is the primary goal.
We're in a committed, textual relationship because we text each other daily; though I'm afraid she's just using me for text!
by TedEye October 26, 2010
Kevin: Hey buddy how’s Suzy’s mom lookin?
Chris: Oh Dude, total MILF I’ll hook you up!
Kevin: thanks MILF Man!
Chris: Oh Dude, total MILF I’ll hook you up!
Kevin: thanks MILF Man!
by TedEye November 11, 2017
An act of love that involves inserting the hand in the anal or vaginal cavity and writing your name or a pictorial on the inside wall with your fingers.
She was soaking wet and screaming for more, when she asked me to do a cave painting in her punany. I happily obliged!
He wanted to remember me forever so I cave painted my initials in his ass.
He wanted to remember me forever so I cave painted my initials in his ass.
by TedEye October 28, 2010
When you text someone and they are slow to respond or leave you hanging on an inquiry via text; generally neglectful of their texts.
Person 1: "Dude, Lindy texted me the invite and I replied "what time" and he totally left me hanging".
Person 2: "Dude, I know he is a neglextful bastard!"
Person 2: "Dude, I know he is a neglextful bastard!"
by TedEye February 09, 2011
An abbrev for “unbelievable”! (Umbalievable!)
by TedEye November 26, 2019