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Anchorage Dump

To take a dump that is at least twenty-eight pounds which rips one anus and causes excessive bleeding. Often requires the use of an entire roll of toilet paper.
Nik: Yo Doc. I just took an Anchorage Dump and my asshole was split wide open.
Dr. D: Nurse!
Nik: Doc? Am I gonna be ok?
Dr. D: No son, I'm afraid the dump has ripped your asshole completely in half. You will die in the next two hours.
by Team Anchorage August 28, 2010
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