Definitions by Tcwilly

tin can phone 

When two guys are connected butt to butt bus double-ended dildo.

I walked in on my husband, Tim, and his buddy Eric pulling a tin can phone.

tin can phone by Tcwilly June 21, 2020

bed skunk 

After a night of raucous, dirty sex, the bed stinks the next day like a skunk had been in there.

After five days of sex and orgies at a swingers slub, the smell of bed skunk was terrible.

bed skunk by Tcwilly June 8, 2020

bummassage 

When two butts come together for a bum massage. You get both a bum rub and a massage.

I see you’re feeling stressed and horny, let’s do a bummassage

bummassage by Tcwilly May 14, 2020

Restshrooms 

When you visit the restroom in a bar and some dude who likes your shirt thinks you’re a party boy and hands over a bag of shrooms to you.

Dude, I can tell you guys party. Take some of these, bro!
Wow, I just scored some restshrooms.

Restshrooms by Tcwilly April 26, 2020