11 definitions by Tcwilly

What you drink while you’re watching your wife getting banged by her bull.
Shut up and drink your cucktail while this man destroys my beaver you useless piece of shit husband.
by Tcwilly July 31, 2022
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I hate Donald Trump so much. I’d cut him into Trumpieces if I had my way
by Tcwilly July 24, 2020
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You head to a girl’s house you want to bone, but she’s got her kid there and you make a fort for her kid to be nice and cool. After the kid goes to bed you bone momma in the fort you made for the kid.
Dude went to his date’s house not knowing she had a kid. He built a fort and played with Billy, but after Billy went to bed he banged Billy’s mom and gave her a solid milffort.
by Tcwilly November 25, 2022
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After a night of raucous, dirty sex, the bed stinks the next day like a skunk had been in there.
After five days of sex and orgies at a swingers slub, the smell of bed skunk was terrible.
by Tcwilly June 8, 2020
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