Rogue Traders

An Australian "band", or perhaps an excuse for a "band". They grab the music from other songs, such as The Knack's My Sharona and Elvis Costello's Pump it Up, and put their own crappy words over it.
The singer, Natalie Bassingwhaite, sounds terrible live.

(worded over My sharona)
Rogue Traders singer: "I see you, watching me, watching you..."

Me: "ARGFHQWHGADS! It's those damn Rogue Traders again, ripping off other people's songs!

by Taylor R April 09, 2006

Wintendo

A Windows-based system that is used only for gaming, whose user prefers a REAL Unix-based operating system (often some distribution of Linux or, more often, Mac OS X) for their serious work.

'Dude, that system's not even good enough to be a Wintendo. Throw it away and buy a new one.'

by Taylor R April 20, 2007

Kiwiland

New Zealand. The country that tries to be Australia and stole the word mate from our vocabulary.

DID YOU KNOW: The only good thing NZ did was LOTR. And you know that.

by Taylor R August 19, 2005

puff

A word used in Domino's Pizza advertising in Australia for their Puffection crusts, meaning "wicked, cool, the ultimate". The word is rarely used in such a context, even in Australia, and if someone does use it in such a context, they are considered either fag or bogan.

As used in ads:
"Oh man, this pizza's puff!"
"Yeah, so puff!"

As used in real life:
"Oh man, this pizza's puff!"
"Get outta here, you faggotish bogan."

by Taylor R March 23, 2006

mate

friend. Though its origins are widely disputed, it is a British word, brought over to Australia by the convicts, then some Kiwi tourist stole it.

England: "This is John, he's my mate."
Australia: "G'day mate!"
Kiwiland: "YOUR MY MATE?!!!!!!!!111!1!1!111!!"

by Taylor R August 19, 2005

Aztec

The people who pwned Mexico before white trash came along. Best known as creators of the Aztec pyramid, chocolate, and the pinata. Yes, they invented chocolate. Spain found it and stole it.

Sadly, all that remains is a few of their towns, and pyramids. The Aztec people are no more.

by Taylor R May 27, 2006

cockcranium

A possibly more acceptable way of saying dickhead.

"Wanna go out with me?"
"No way, cockcranium!"

by Taylor R September 28, 2005