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Definitions by Tardy McTard

Someone's last name, I prank called the person and said "Hey, Buzzard, CAW! CAW! (bird noises)" and then hung up.
I think I'm gonna prank call Buzzard and ask for Hardcore Jerry!
buzzard by Tardy McTard July 26, 2004

Paperboy 

A game for Sega Genesis, sounds really stupid but is actually a very fun game, although it is 10 years old.
Paperboy for SEGA is a classic.
Paperboy by Tardy McTard July 26, 2004

Hardcore Jerry

An old crusty guy that plays softball in dirty old jeans and can be often seen on the playing field rounding the bases with a cigarette in his mouth.
Jerry, gimme those 20 pairs of moldy sneakers and 30 packs of Camels before I strangle ya!
Hardcore Jerry by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004

Heath Evans

Fullback for the Seattle Seahawks who needs to learn how to hold onto the football inside the 1-yard line.
"They hand it off to Heath Evans, and oooh, he fumbles on the half-yard line and the Seahawks turn it over!"
Heath Evans by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004

New York Yankees 

1. Everything that is wrong with Major League Baseball. Their owner, George Steinbrenner is a greedy bastard who buys at least 3 players every offseason

2. The reason Major League Baseball needs a salary cap.

3. Their season is considered a "bust" if they don't win the World Series.
The New York Yankees are the gayest team ever!
A team full of white trash, criminals and steroid users that finished 4-12 last year after their super bowl year
Hmmm.. what a surprise, 4 more Oakland Raiders got suspended for steroids!
raiders by Tardy McTard July 17, 2004