Definitions by Tardy McTard
Paperboy
A game for Sega Genesis, sounds really stupid but is actually a very fun game, although it is 10 years old.
Paperboy by Tardy McTard July 26, 2004
Hardcore Jerry
An old crusty guy that plays softball in dirty old jeans and can be often seen on the playing field rounding the bases with a cigarette in his mouth.
Hardcore Jerry by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004
Heath Evans
Fullback for the Seattle Seahawks who needs to learn how to hold onto the football inside the 1-yard line.
"They hand it off to Heath Evans, and oooh, he fumbles on the half-yard line and the Seahawks turn it over!"
Heath Evans by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004
New York Yankees
1. Everything that is wrong with Major League Baseball. Their owner, George Steinbrenner is a greedy bastard who buys at least 3 players every offseason
2. The reason Major League Baseball needs a salary cap.
3. Their season is considered a "bust" if they don't win the World Series.
2. The reason Major League Baseball needs a salary cap.
3. Their season is considered a "bust" if they don't win the World Series.
New York Yankees by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004
raiders
A team full of white trash, criminals and steroid users that finished 4-12 last year after their super bowl year
raiders by Tardy McTard July 17, 2004