Jonny Fly

A 20-year old pro wrestler who got in trouble for throwing a punch at the referee, Hardcore Jerry and now Jerry and Fly are arch rivals. Also known as "Jonny Bug"

Hardcore Jerry: Hey Bug, I'm callin' you out!
Jonny Fly: Go for it, shithead!
(Hardcore Jerry jumps Jonny Fly and the fight begins!)

by Tardy McTard July 30, 2004

Michael Vick

The combination of a good running back and an average quarterback. Also fumbles WAY too much.

Michael Vick is a good runner, but a so-so passer partly because of his subpar recievers.

by Tardy McTard February 04, 2005

buzzard

Someone's last name, I prank called the person and said "Hey, Buzzard, CAW! CAW! (bird noises)" and then hung up.

I think I'm gonna prank call Buzzard and ask for Hardcore Jerry!

by Tardy McTard July 26, 2004

Heath Evans

Fullback for the Seattle Seahawks who needs to learn how to hold onto the football inside the 1-yard line.

"They hand it off to Heath Evans, and oooh, he fumbles on the half-yard line and the Seahawks turn it over!"

by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004

New York Yankees

1. Everything that is wrong with Major League Baseball. Their owner, George Steinbrenner is a greedy bastard who buys at least 3 players every offseason

2. The reason Major League Baseball needs a salary cap.

3. Their season is considered a "bust" if they don't win the World Series.

The New York Yankees are the gayest team ever!

by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004

Hardcore Jerry

An old crusty guy that plays softball in dirty old jeans and can be often seen on the playing field rounding the bases with a cigarette in his mouth.

Jerry, gimme those 20 pairs of moldy sneakers and 30 packs of Camels before I strangle ya!

by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004