Tardy McTard's definitions

Derek Jeter

The most OVERRATED player in all of professional sports, also plays for the Evil Empire, the New York Yankees. He bats .285 and hits 20 home runs, which most good MLB players would consider an average season, but still gets tons of publicity.

I can name over 50 players who are better than Derek Jeter.

by Tardy McTard March 29, 2005

garbage

Something that is just pure junk, see useless

Miles "Tails" Prower is GARBAGE!

by Tardy McTard July 27, 2004

New York Yankees

1. Everything that is wrong with Major League Baseball. Their owner, George Steinbrenner is a greedy bastard who buys at least 3 players every offseason

2. The reason Major League Baseball needs a salary cap.

3. Their season is considered a "bust" if they don't win the World Series.

The New York Yankees are the gayest team ever!

by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004

Mariners

Team that should rebound from a horrific 99-loss season in 2004 with the additions of Adrian Beltre, Richie Sexson, Pokey Reese and new manager Mike Hargrove, only if their pitching is halfway decent

The Mariners should finish higher than last place this year.

by Tardy McTard February 8, 2005

kgarbage

Beyond garbage, also see total rubbish

We're not sure what Brennan K. Newell's full name is, so we call him "Brennan Kgarbage Newell".

by Tardy McTard September 15, 2004

buzzard

Someone's last name, I prank called the person and said "Hey, Buzzard, CAW! CAW! (bird noises)" and then hung up.

I think I'm gonna prank call Buzzard and ask for Hardcore Jerry!

by Tardy McTard July 26, 2004