1. Not kidding! - Means the speaker is not kidding. It is the antonym of the acronym: Jk, which means just kidding. Therefore, Nk means that the speaker was not kidding instead of really kidding. Usually used as an insult or otherwise.
2. No kidding? - Means the respondent is asking if the speaker is not joking.
3. No Kissing. - Means the kind of thing you do not want your significant other, girlfriend or boyfriend to say during intimacy or otherwise
2. No kidding? - Means the respondent is asking if the speaker is not joking.
3. No Kissing. - Means the kind of thing you do not want your significant other, girlfriend or boyfriend to say during intimacy or otherwise
1.
Timothy: Your girlfriend is a freak...
Francis: Are you kidding?
Timothy: Nk.
2.
Francis: No kidding?
Timothy: I meant not kidding moron.
3.
Joan: Nk tonight...
Timothy: Why!!?
Joan: You have bad breathe sorry.
Timothy: Your girlfriend is a freak...
Francis: Are you kidding?
Timothy: Nk.
2.
Francis: No kidding?
Timothy: I meant not kidding moron.
3.
Joan: Nk tonight...
Timothy: Why!!?
Joan: You have bad breathe sorry.
by TanorFaux June 18, 2013
Basically a frenzied shopping whore, however, much more vicious. They seek out everything in the sea known as a mall. They maul on anything they can get their hands on, including your money. There's often more than one of these in any mall, plaza or promenade.
They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.
If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.
If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.
Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.
They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.
If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.
If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.
Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.
Store Clerk: Boss, we need your help, we're getting a feeding frenzy of mall sharks down here! Help!
Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.
Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*
Manager: Oh Johnny...
Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.
Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*
Manager: Oh Johnny...
by TanorFaux July 15, 2012
It means "I Love You!" in number code. Using the numbers above the first letter of each word. It is useful when you want to say "I love you" in a safe and not-as-awkward way. You just say '896'. If they understand the number code, they should say either:
'8962' or 8965'
If they understand it, but they do not love you, they say:
83696, meaning I do not love you. They can also say: 866, meaning "I hate you."
'8962' or 8965'
If they understand it, but they do not love you, they say:
83696, meaning I do not love you. They can also say: 866, meaning "I hate you."
Guy responds to his girlfriend's last post: 896
Girl responds to his boyfriend: 896 2!!!
Guy responds to his ex-girlfriend: 896...
Ex responds to his ex-boyfriend: 83696!!
Girl responds to his boyfriend: 896 2!!!
Guy responds to his ex-girlfriend: 896...
Ex responds to his ex-boyfriend: 83696!!
by TanorFaux March 23, 2014