mokey-butt

that itchy, burning, not so clean feeling of one's posterior when unable to wash regularly.

I was deployed to the gulf so long, I was getting monkey butt daily.

by TankGuy April 28, 2003

Ambiorifical

ADJ; Any female that is equally adept at accomodating large objects in more than one bodily cavity at the same time.

Did you see that crazy shit on Alysh Cash's website? That biatch is ambiorifical!!!

by Tankguy January 09, 2004