Shoe-Sock-Foot

the Hungarian version of Rock-Paper-Scissors. Shoe covers sock. Sock covers foot. Foot stinks up shoe.

The kids wanted to play "I Love Lucy", so first they played Shoe-Sock-Foot to see who had to be Ethel.

by Tank Miller April 24, 2024

joanworthy

when somebody or something is a good candidate for funny insults.

I hope we didn't hurt his feelings, but his Matt Houston socks were abundantly joanworthy.

by Tank Miller December 04, 2024

On the bucket

Currently experiencing ones menstrual period. This expression originated in a time and place where people spent days sitting on buckets and doing chores due to a lack of sanitary products.

Poor Sophie has her volleyball tournament tomorrow and now she’s on the bucket.

by Tank Miller August 16, 2022

you-don't-say-tality

Somebody who dies from a heart attack because the person who called 911 was a mime.

Sadly, Keith's Aunt Connie was yet another you-don't-say-tality, which is more evidence that you should see a cardiologist before visiting a boulangerie.

by Tank Miller December 04, 2024

ranatra

a unit of odor

I need to air out my apartment because it is about 4.26 ranatras in here.

by Tank Miller May 26, 2018

maypops

offbrand athletic shoes. E.g., Stadias, Zips, Winners, Dart-A-Bouts, Curtsy Times, etc.

I can't believe I lost a tennis match to that bama with those maypops. His shoes had pictures of celery on them.

by Tank Miller November 23, 2007

some pumpkins

Unusually good.

I was going to watch the first half of the movie and then go to sleep, but I stayed up well past my bedtime because, as it turns out, The Lives of Others is some pumpkins.

by Tank Miller December 02, 2020