Definitions by Tamkin cpa

MLB on base drools

The mlb rules for on base record does not include getting on base for an error which is a bad rule. More like on base drools. Stupid rule that drolls

Example of an mlb on base drools.
Ohtani got on base for the 50th straight game but not as a result of getting on because of an Error. Apparently getting on base due to defense error doesn’t could as getting on base. Let’s just ignore the fact that he got on base. This is a case of a bad rule, more like mlb on base drolls

MLB on base drools by Tamkin cpa April 19, 2026

Rejuiceinate

Going on a juice detox to pick up your energy and just feel better

I have been feeling a little lethargic and need a juice detox. Going to rejuiceinate to get my energy back

Rejuiceinate by Tamkin cpa April 15, 2026

Mothsquito

A cross between a mosquito and moth

That mothsquito was big and scared me when it flew past me

Mothsquito by Tamkin cpa February 13, 2026

Joe briben

Presidents nickname since he has been accused of bribes from Ukraine

Joe Briben was allegedly taking to the Ukrainian govt in exchange to fire the prosecutor

Joe briben by Tamkin cpa June 14, 2023

pursechase

Purse purchase, the purchase of a purse

My wife would make a pursechase every week if we could afford to

pursechase by Tamkin cpa June 21, 2021

triassthalon

Prior to starting your race you have a nervous stomach and poop inside your swim trunks/body suit

My race became a triassthalon due to my nerves as I pooped myself

triassthalon by Tamkin cpa June 3, 2021

finvitation

A fake invitation, when the person throwing out the invite knows you can’t accept it. The intent to look like a nice guy but really the person knows you can’t accept their invite because they know you have plans you can’t change
A douche move

He asked me to his party but knew I was out of town, a finvitation to me

finvitation by Tamkin cpa May 29, 2021