Definitions by Tamkin cpa

Zynterested

Wher you are offered zyn tobacco product from a friend and you are interested in trying

Chase procured a zyn and asked if I wanted to try, of course I was Zynterested

Zynterested by Tamkin cpa June 16, 2026

Zynterested

When someone pulls out a zyn Tabacco product and offers one

Chase presented the tin of Zyn to me and asked if I wanted one, I replied I am zynterested

Zynterested by Tamkin cpa June 13, 2026

Autocorrecticide

When AutoCorrect kills your perfect comeback

Hilarious one line comebacker come back was destroyed spellcheck changed one word. It was an example of autocorrecticide

Autocorrecticide by Tamkin cpa April 26, 2026

Textwreck

Your message was flawless… Until spellcheck turned it into a train wreck

my email response became a textwreck when spellcheck turned it into a train wreck

Textwreck by Tamkin cpa April 26, 2026

Yohurt

When you eat yogurt, but forgot to take your Lactaid your stomach yohurt, you have the shits

I really enjoy frozen yogurt but I am lactose intolerant. So if I forget my lactase yogurt becomes yohurt

Yohurt by Tamkin cpa April 26, 2026

MLB on base drools

The mlb rules for on base record does not include getting on base for an error which is a bad rule. More like on base drools. Stupid rule that drolls

Example of an mlb on base drools.
Ohtani got on base for the 50th straight game but not as a result of getting on because of an Error. Apparently getting on base due to defense error doesn’t could as getting on base. Let’s just ignore the fact that he got on base. This is a case of a bad rule, more like mlb on base drolls

MLB on base drools by Tamkin cpa April 19, 2026

Rejuiceinate

Going on a juice detox to pick up your energy and just feel better

I have been feeling a little lethargic and need a juice detox. Going to rejuiceinate to get my energy back

Rejuiceinate by Tamkin cpa April 15, 2026