Definitions by Tamkin CPA

pursechase 

Purse purchase, the purchase of a purse

My wife would make a pursechase every week if we could afford to

pursechase by Tamkin cpa June 21, 2021

triassthalon 

Prior to starting your race you have a nervous stomach and poop inside your swim trunks/body suit

My race became a triassthalon due to my nerves as I pooped myself

triassthalon by Tamkin cpa June 3, 2021

finvitation 

A fake invitation, when the person throwing out the invite knows you can’t accept it. The intent to look like a nice guy but really the person knows you can’t accept their invite because they know you have plans you can’t change
A douche move

He asked me to his party but knew I was out of town, a finvitation to me

finvitation by Tamkin cpa May 29, 2021

Phone zone

When someone is incapable of hearing you because they are on their iPhone texting or looking at mindless websites

I was talking to Steve when all of a sudden he didn’t hear a word I said, he was distracted by his iPhone , he was in the phone zone

Phone zone by Tamkin cpa December 2, 2020

Panty dropper drink 

A certain alcoholic drink which gets women to drop their panties with ease

Those Long Island iced teas are panty dropper drinks

Panty dropper drink by Tamkin cpa June 17, 2020

neckcercise

Exercises for the neck muscles via oral sex

Going down for pleasure is great neckcercise

neckcercise by Tamkin cpa March 8, 2020

stockaholic

When you are addicted to the ups and downs of the stock market

Ron was so lost in the market trades today, he truly is a stockaholic

stockaholic by Tamkin cpa October 1, 2019