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Christchurch

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The largest city in the South Island of New Zealand, once used rather frequently by housewives and grandmothers as a mild expletive being roughly equivalent to gosh or darn.

While definitely not averse to using such words as fuck and cunt, modern New Zealanders take great delight in reliving the stultifying drudgery of the 1950s and will often be heard to utter (at least ironically) the phrase "Oh, Christchurch!", especially when tripping up, falling over, climaxing, etc.
Sarah: I enjoy wanking you.
Mike: Oh, Christchurch! You've snapped my banjostring!
by Tama Boyle January 31, 2007
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mound

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1. The fleshy part of a woman's torso between the navel and the pudenda, over the pubic bone; the mons veneris.
2. Female genitalia generally.
Man 1: Sofie's hot.
Man 1a: Yes. Her mound is lovely... nice and soft.
Man 2: I agree. I'd fuck her mound.
by Tama Boyle January 29, 2007
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1. The elastic band of tissue connecting the foreskin of the penis to the underside of the glans; the fraenulum praeputii penis.

2. The string of a banjo, often plucked or strummed in order to produce twangy music as most regularly associated with the Hillbilly or Billy Connolly.
Not quite so hard, Sarah; you'll snap my banjostring!
by Tama Boyle January 29, 2007
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ride side-saddle

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1. To be an effeminate (often homosexual) man; hence, side-saddler.
2 a. To engage in effeminate equitation.
2 b. To engage in effeminate sex.
Jeremy isn't really into girls, women, ladies, whatever; he likes to ride side-saddle, if you know what I mean. Eye-ee, he is a gay.
by Tama Boyle January 20, 2007
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Cross the street to Aotea Square and uberdexterwise to the casino.
by Tama Boyle November 22, 2005
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copromythia

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Superficially plausible, but ultimately fictitious stories, as most usually told by loudmouth "friends", drunks and bus drivers.
Yeah, Mike's great entertainment; he's always full of copromythia. It's just a pity he's such a cock.
by Tama Boyle November 21, 2005
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cryptolectrology

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>n. 1a. the study of loose change, car keys and television remotes. b. the collected ephemera and shiznit of such study. 2. a small mess of random objects; a miscellany. >Also, cryptolectrologist n., cryptolectrologer n., cryptolectrological adj.
(from Greek kruptos ‘hidden’ + lektron ‘couch’)
Your honour, I should now like to call upon my expert witness, world-renowned crytpolectrologist and trampoline instructor Dr. Finbarr Beauchamp-Stoat, who will testify that the empty chip packet was not that of my client...
by Tama Boyle February 11, 2005
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