5 definition by Tall Dude 1981

Top Definition
Proper noun refering to an oversized penis.
Omg! Your not putting that Heath inside me. What kind of a slut do you think I am?
by Tall Dude 1981 June 06, 2015

Mug icon
Buy a Heath mug!
Samantha Nelson is the one who makes my heart stop and the one who makes it start beating again. Shes not the air i breathe. Shes the reason i keep breathing. I love her the way a flower loves the sunshine. Because of the sunshine the flower can grow and thrive.
Samantha Nelson is simply amazing and beautiful.
by Tall Dude 1981 February 23, 2018

Mug icon
Buy a samantha nelson mug!
Term used to describe a guys dick after he's been kicked in the crotch Hy a horse or oarge animal.
Ouch he got an urb dick now.
by Tall Dude 1981 November 12, 2020

Mug icon
Buy a Urb dic mug!
The art of motorboating a woman's ànusbwhile squeezing her butt cheeks firmly against your face , all while making the motorboat sound buwuwuwbueuw.
She bent over and ass crackered my face. It was awesome.
by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020

Mug icon
Buy a Ass cracker mug!
One who takes a womans anal virginity.
Yeah it was her first time doing anal, I was her ass cracker.
by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020

Mug icon
Buy a Ass cracker mug!