fictional nostalgia

being nostalgic about something that never happened

i have fictional nostalgia for the war of dogs in the uk

by TalikTheVampire March 05, 2021

Rowan

used when you encounter someone who woke up that morning and decided to be an absolute pain in the rear end

coined from viva la dirt leauge

person A "what the hell is wrong with him?"
berson B "oh he's just being a rowan, ignore him"

by TalikTheVampire June 06, 2021

kettle turned off moment

forgetting/failing to do something important to the task you are currently doing

person A "the cuppa would be made a lot faster if the kettle was turned on"
person B " you just had a kettle turned off moment"

by TalikTheVampire February 09, 2021

Chux

a quicker way to say "can you pass me something"

hey bud, can you chux that can of coke? thanks

by TalikTheVampire April 07, 2021

gone to pot

something that has quite severely crapped itself up

nothing has gone to pot, my work is done for the night. see ya tomorrow!!!!!

by TalikTheVampire April 13, 2021

oh! ya blitherin!!

used when you have done something really stupid and you want to call attention to it

oh! ya blitherin!! just trip over the dog why don't ya

by TalikTheVampire February 10, 2021

Lizz Trussed

Something that has gone so astronomically wrong that the only way to fix it is to start over entirely

oh you've totally lizz trussed this car. you'll have to get a new one

by TalikTheVampire October 22, 2022