Toledo

A city dying faster then a bullet can move. Toledo has been run to the ground by its 2 wonderful mayors (Finkfaggot and Jack Ford). This city has been rated one of the worst cities to live in America on many different lists. Its a giant fucking shithole.

I live here. Run

Get the fuck out of Toledo

by TacoMann July 06, 2009

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Comedy Central

An escape from CNN, MSNBC and those really big bitch's on Good Morning America.

Comedy Central is Heaven

by TacoMann July 06, 2009

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Captain Qwark

A lame superhero from the Ratcher and Clank series. Wears green spandex with a lightning bolt on his chest and had sex with a monkey in one of the games in the series. He loses his reputation and somehow gains it back over and over during this whole series. He got angry at Ratchet and is quoted saying "He is definitely off my top 5" referring to myspace.

Qwark can be related to The Green Lantern or Aquaman, stating that he can barley do shit and should not be considered a superhero.

Captain Qwark: I am Captain Qwark, the greatest superhero of the galaxy.

Ratchet: Yeah Yeah.

Rachet 5 seconds later: *Shoots*

by TacoMann May 26, 2009

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Captain Qwark

A lame superhero from the Ratcher and Clank series. Wears green spandex with a lightning bolt on his chest and had sex with a monkey in one of the games in the series. He loses his reputation and somehow gains it back over and over during this whole series. He got angry at Ratchet and is quoted saying "He is definitely off my top 5" referring to myspace.

Qwark can be related to The Green Lantern or Aquaman, stating that he can barley do shit and should not be considered a superhero.

Ratchet: We need a superhero Clank. Who can we call?

Clank: Anyone but Captain Qwark

by TacoMann May 27, 2009

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