Definitions by T_rump_supporter

Weinberger 

A Canadian German Hebrew word for a dwarf like man with a small penis, but with a very large scrotum.

Dennis has a Weinberger. Actually Dennis is a Weinberger. He is a dwarf like man with a very small penis and unusually large scrotum. He makes Suzanne devour it all.

Weinberger by T_rump_supporter August 24, 2016

Lynn Swann 

Based on the term Donkey punch. But based on the name from Pittsburgh Steeler lore. Lynn Swann was known for pushing off on the back of his opponents helmet as he leapt for a catch. In this case, one punches the back of their partners head as they climax.

I did a Lynn Swann last night. We both fell asleep after I climaxed.

Lynn Swann by T_rump_supporter August 24, 2016

Too soon 

A phrase said after making a sarcastic or sadistic joke regarding a morbid event. Such as Bill Buckner booting an easy ground ball, the Steve Bartman interference of the foul ball at the Cubs playoff game, Dave Winfield dispatching a sea gull, and any other event that hits home. Can be construed as insulting or hurtful.

Often said at celebrity roasts as a timely funny comment or metaphor after insulting one of the attendees.

The Cubs have as much chance of winning a World Series as Steve Bartman does of interferring with another foul ball at Wrigley Field. Too soon?

Too soon by T_rump_supporter August 24, 2016

Jabba the Butt 

A girl with a very large rear side.

IDIOT 1: Wow dude! Did you see that girl! She is fine as hell!

IDGIT 2: Yeah, she is fine. She is Jabba the Butt. All butt nothing else.

Jabba the Butt by T_rump_supporter August 24, 2016

Idgit

A complete back woods moron. Dumber than an Idiot. Has no worth.

You are a complete and utter Idgit. How do you make it home after work? Your wife must drive you to and from work. If you had the phone book, I doubt you could read your name. Maybe only if they changed your name to Idgit.

Idgit by T_rump_supporter August 24, 2016

Straight up a ho

A subset example of the affects of stripper mentality. Usually a woman who as a stripper became accustomed to making ungodly amounts of money in short time spans. In the process draining men of their possessions and bank accounts. However, now as age has taken hold and beauty has faded she resorts to the oldest make a buck profession. That's right, massage with a happy ending.

Dude: Jake, what's up with your girls mom? She be suddenly frontin a lot of money and new stuff. What gives?

Jake: She's straight up a ho! Giving lonely old men happy ending massages and telling them what they want to hear.

Straight up a ho by T_rump_supporter July 17, 2016

Serial Engager 

A woman who accepts engagement proposals to gain jewelry, money, and other gifts. It doesn't matter how the man looks.

See that elderly elf looking guy with Suzanne? She just took an engagement ring. I didn't even hear her utter Yes. She opitomizes a serial engager. That is 3 guys this week she pulled this on.

Serial Engager by T_rump_supporter May 18, 2016